It's difficult for me to tell when something is unique to the midwest or if it's something everybody does. Sure, vocal tics like "ope" are stereotypically midwestern, but I find it hard to believe this is solely a feature of that region. I don't think I'd be laughed out of the room in New York or Texas if I said, “I'm just going to squeeze right past you,” but most non-midwesterners would opt for a simple, “excuse me" (or “pardon me” in Texas). One thing that I cannot stand by is the assertion…

We guarantee that this toxic boss will not show up to work...

This guy wondered if he was in the wrong for trying to be a good neighbor to some folks who made a snap judgement about him. As the OP, u/goodneighbor123 wrote to r/AmItheA**hole, he and his family moved to Ontario, Canada, where the conditions are frosty cold. Since he's familiar with the weather conditions , he writes that he often puts his wife's windshield wipers up before a storm. Then, he strolls the neighborhood to where his five other neighbors live and puts their wipers up for them, ju…

Wrapped to purrfection

I'm a Goofy Goober , yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy goofy, goober goober, yeah! If you've never wanted to go to the Nut Bar from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie and get yourself one of those sundaes with faces, I don't get you. That iconic 2004 movie was the perfect case study for why being a goofy goober is better than being a Squidward. Goofy gooberism was the force that allowed Spongebob and Patrick to ultimately defeat Plankton and his mind-controlli…

The relatability is real.

This little dude was on a mission!

Meet Ronnie Boy and Ken, two adorable golden retrievers who are absolutely in love with the fluffy snow this season! @ourgoldenboys_ uploads the cutest doggo videos of them running about, chasing each other and imaginary snowflakes, living their best derpy lives! This breed is known for being great with kids, great for therapy, and just about great for everything else. They are incredibly loyal, optimistic, and trustworthy. Did you know that initially they were called ‘Golden Flat Coats’? It se…

Why Punxsutawney Phil? Why?

Snow day!

This workplace definitely needs some lessons on decorum. Originally written in r/TIFU, this OOP shared an embarrassing story that made him feel ashamed of the way he dressed. However, after about a month, the OOP wrote in an update with a pretty satisfying ending. After working with underprivileged clients, you would think the OOP's coworker would know how to act in a kind and respectful manner towards her clientele. But some people view other folks as beneath them, just because they've fallen…

I'm pretty sure this dog is living my dream life

By the pawmazig Tracy Thorne!

Stay warm y'all

Some like it hot, some like it cold, and some like it paw-sitively freezing.

Chasing away the Sunday Scaries like Tom Chases Jerry