Bucket Of 35 Funny Memes And Tweets

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    Text - jordyO @Jorrdyyyy lastnight I was alone in the ER & crying getting an IV put in (always a challenge for me bc of my veins) & my nurse gave me her phone & told me to go through her tinder matches and weed them out for her to distract me.. what did we do to deserve nurses like actually 5/27/18, 2:40 PM
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    Design - Al Yankovic @alyankovic I'm always more than happy to pose for pictures with fans!
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    Text - alice @90milepeach Remember 2014 when flappy bird was deleted from the app store and people started selling phones with it installed for thousands of pounds. That was a weird time
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
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    Photo caption - Ferdanko @623fer There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one.
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    Muscle - Brett Banditelli @banditelli Blessed content. SOCIALISM NEVER WORKS NORWAY IS SOCIALIST AND THEY'RE DOING GREAT THEY'RE NOT SOCIALIST THEY'RE CAPITALIST COUNTRIES WITH STRONG WELFARE POLICIES THEN LET'S ADOPT THOSE POLICIES NO THAT'S SOCIALISM ngip.com 11:54 am · 16 Feb. 19 · Twitter for Android Countu
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    T'ai chi ch'uan - Zach Kornfeld O @korndiddy· In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans. She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked. Look who's laughing now, mom.
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    Eyewear - Steven Tyler looks like your friends mom who didn't care if people drank as long as no one drove drgrayfang
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    Text - @lan... · 3/13/18 VACATION KARMS I can't believe there's a President who has sex with porn stars and wants a space army and I still hate him. 17 17.6K 67.9K 375
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    Text - Marc Flynn @FlynnMarc I love millennials so much. We turned skipping breakfast into "intermittent fasting." That's so creative
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    Text - Mark Milligan @MarkMilliganDPT Would you eat 6 donuts? HOW MANY DONUTS ARE IN YOUR DRINK? -000000 20oz. Soda 65g. Sugar 1-00000€ 16oz. Energy Drink %3D 62g. Sugar 0000 16oz. Sweetened Ice Tea 46g. Sugar 12oz. Juice 36g. Sugar Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought II II
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    Reptile - D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D Typical, you spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera. Honestly I don't know why I bother.
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    Airplane - tensions with Iran me, a healthy 18 year old
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    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED SWEET JESUS, XI! THATS NOT HONEY! THAT'S FREE SPEECH! он вотнеR
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    Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO [Old west saloon owner]: make it so the floorboards don't creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in Carpenter: .what
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    Sports - NFL YouTube "the worst organization" "the worst organization" PETA NFL PETA Los n202 2012
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    Text - Sophie-Amalie @zephyrs0phie DID YOU KNOW that it's actually possible to say "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion"
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    Liqueur - David Hughes @david8hughes Pod from Game of Thrones is what Post Malone would look like if he ate vegetables and used soap. 2:55 AM · 11 May 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! Twitter for iPhone 7:59 AM 23 Jan 19 Brunette Bohemian @RSun82 Replying to @realDonaldTrump Oh good. We've reached the Dr. Seuss portion of the apocalypse 8:08 AM 23 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So I'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so l'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADASS AIRDROPS ME HIS NUMBER?? 1* 35% Google Maps c0o0 18:12 towaro Notes 50 feet * Turn right onto To the girl staring at me from the really old car. hope this is u AirDrop 781 would like to -1 share a note. Decline Accept 0.5 miles Turn left onto 250 feet
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    Wood - I hope we can still be friends It would have ended eventually anyway I am seeing someone else I don't love you anymore Your dad's penis iş bigger
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    Text - optimism survivor @abraveturtle UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE They say video games make you violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage.
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    Text - When you're in the middle of jacking off and you hear your mom slam the car door: We are going in to hyper speed
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    Cartoon - "Your essential oils don't work!" "Your kids would die young!" Anti-vaxxers: Anti-vaxxers:
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    Text - Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl I want a horror story where the victim is a depressed Millennial with a nihilist sense of humor and the killer is just REALLY confused and uncomfortable by it. Victim: You're here to kill me? Oh thank god, I made a Spotify playlist for this [The Smiths begin to play] Killer: Uh
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    Soccer ball - Nuclear Apocalypse USA North Russia Iran Korea
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    Text - Shotgun Blast Loud Rock Concert 165db 100 - 110db 140db 115db 10000000db Reddit servers and r/bikinibottomtwitter after they didn't play Sweet Victory Jet Engine Motorcycle
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    Cartoon - My mom The cashier just trying to do thěir job
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    Forehead - my headphones aren't plugged in me about to watch Brazilian fart porn at 2am
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    Adventure game - FBI agents as I open Incognito for the 12th time HOOR
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    Photo caption - When you self-diagnose yourself with depression, and self-medicate with weed and alcohol THE MEDIC
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    Face - When Google Maps says it's a 3 hour drive but you speed the whole way and cut the trip by 15 minutes 00000C THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE!
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    Cartoon - Schools Kids Useless information
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    Cartoon - North Koreans in 5 years hearing about the censorship in China: www Welcome to the club
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    Cartoon - What've you got for me? INTERNET I'll take all of it. @inkyrickshaw inkyrickshaw.com

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