Random Bunch Of 48 Funny Memes

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    Fictional character - Jon Favreau O @Jon_Favreau · 2d Season 2 of #TheMandalorian coming Fall 2020 2737.7K 6,069 212K Marc @MarcSnetiker Replying to @Jon_Favreau TEEN YODA??? 12:12 PM · 12/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Games - SADANDUSELESS.COM Why do you want this job? I've always been passionate about not starving to death
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    Text - Talk To The Hatter, @Talk_To_The_Hat Oz: Tinman, you get a heart. Tinman: Thanks! Oz: Lion, you get courge. Lion: Thanks. Oz: Scarecrow, a brain. Scarecrow: Thanks! Oz: And Dorothy get to go home... think that's everyone. Toto: What about me? Oz: What do you want? Toto: Hmmm...bless the rains in Africa? 4:44 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf I'm at the age now where going to Taco Bell requires a day's planning "Make sure you tell them mild. Is there a Walmart near there? I'll need Tums and Imodium and flushable moist wipes and a tube of Preparation H and a new bible" 5:11 AM · 12/30/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Scottish Scott from Scotland @AScottishScott You say "New Year's Resolutions", butI just call them “Lies I tell myself" 1:14 PM · 27 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Them: you can't be a snack and have stretch marks Me: @jennnicole
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    Text - Andy Richter O @AndyRichter · 2h Whenever I watch one of these giant cake contest shows I always wonder what do they do with these monstrosities? No one can eat that thing. And who wants yards of fondant? 93 27 27 981 Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird Replying to @AndyRichter You'd think they'd recycle them into a competitive cake-eating show. 6:44 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject 75% of my adult life is spent freaking out about how quickly time is passing. The other 25% is spent bitching about why the week isn't over yet. 5:03 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Sharon Stone O @sharonstone 8h I went on the @bumble dating sight and they closed my account. OO Some users reported that it couldn't possibly be me! Hey @bumble, is being me exclusionary ? Don't shut me out of the hive
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze I loved Little Women but I thought it was pretty weird when Saiorse Ronan turned to the audience about five minutes in and said "ladies, now that it's just us... tomorrow the revolution begins!" 5:54 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - salty dog @doggiedogthedog I told the wife she looked so damn sexy today I was gonna put her on my "to do" list. She asked if that meant she needed to remind me every 6 months like everything else on that list 4:51 AM · 12/24/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mama 2.0 @MamaBear2_0 Today: *scrolls Netflix, scrolls, scrolls, watches Friends for the billionth time January: *scrolls Netflix, scrolls, scrolls, scrolls until the end of time 9:21 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - Me explaining to my dog why he can't have My dog any more snacks @alrightmom
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    Text - When you're hiding in your room and hear the visiting relative ask if you're home. Fuck.
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    Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer My current relationship with Amazon is I could make more than 10 separate purchases in less than a 2 hour period and absolutely zero fraud is suspected.
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    Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz Can we all stop pretending that next week we're just going to stop eating bread and start going to a yoga boxing studio and stop hooking up with our narcissist ex for his Disney Plus account and just accept ourselves for being deeply flawed individuals?
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    Cat - Kornflak ak lèt @Not_Yves Bad bitches don't need to speak. Y'al see ha. A happier day @AHappierDay 2d She never meows for us to let her in. She just.... intensely stares at us until we do.
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    Text - North Dakota Tourism @NorthDakotaTour North Dakota has exactly 10 @Applebees and you can visit them all in one day! It's like the worlds most depressing "connect the dots" game. Portal Pembina Bomneau Mnot AFB Grafton Tiega Starley Applebee's Applebee's LApplebee's New Town Applebee ainvew Watford City Hany dney Carrngtan NORTH DAKOTA Haen Belan Medora Applebee's Applebees Apprebee'sApple Apptebees Belfiel Applebee's Applebee's Cannan Bal
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    Alcohol - 2i ?da @ilsignorhulk why does his reflection looks like loki
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    Cat - There is a cat at the resort I'm staying at that just chills on the beach with me
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    Text - Jeff @tiredntweeten New York City has an awfully high crime rate for having 98% of the super heroes and ninja turtles running around. 6:22 PM · 27 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Ava No I want a monologue Today 7:21 AM Aight bet Today 7:49 AM O tender soul gazed he into eyes of glass pure as the medium they inhabit. The blush upon thy cheek as roses fragile, yet purposeful, a song to be sung by swan and swallow. Thy touch silk laden could heal mine hearts beat, which ceased for a moment, a product of the nature in which you entered this chamber. Her smile clad she as a sun following endless rain, O joyful sight to behold, feel it in thine chest. O how might this t
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    Text - Kate Leth @kateleth The days between Christmas and New Years are liminal spaces, much like airport layovers. They aren't real. Nothing matters. Get high at 10am. Watch all 3 Lord of the Ringses. You are your own god 9:18 AM · 12/28/19 · TweetDeck
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Flirting with social media crushes is all fun and games until one of them hits your with the "Hey! I'm in town" text 4:01 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone The uncomfortable feeling I get when everyone watches me unwrap a gift makes me totally understand why the dog takes his treats into the other room
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    Brick - GRANVILLE TR Grandma this is where you should live x Why is it a brothel xx
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    Text - 7-year-old Girl: "I love airports because they are like magic gateways to all the other places." Mom: "Yes they are. You could be a pilot when you grow up." 7-year-old Girl: "No that's BORING. I wanna be a suitcase." Coverheardnewyork
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    Text - "Sometimes when l'm bored, I look at Zillow somewhere random like Indiana and fantasize about owning a 6 bedroom home for $20OK." Coverheardsanfrancisco
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    Text - Jerps @JerpsBerps Pro-tip: There is no better way to make sure your new pants won't tear open, then to drop it like it's hot and twerk it in the fitting room. 9:06 AM · 12/30/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Some nights you have the energy to battle a kid to eat vegetables at the dinner table and other nights you let them take bites out of a block of cheese for dinner because whatever
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    Text - conan gray @conangray me: life is so good right now:) toxic brain: a little too good?? fuck it all up?? should you my should you text that person you haven't texted in six months cuz you know they're bad for you??? should you isolate yourself from your loved ones?? i think you should :))) do it :))) 7:48 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - S Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog According to the original 1985 design documents for Super Mario Bros., the first Goomba in World 1-1 was intended to start off on the blocks. According to Shigeru Miyamoto, this did not create a welcoming atmosphere, so the Goomba was moved to the ground to be easier to avoid. Source: gamingalexandria.com/wpł2019/06/16/super-mario-bros-development-files; mariouniverse.comivp-contentrimgimapsinesismbil-1png 10 40 50 70 30 30 00 ro 20 AC 4:36 PM · 12/29/
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    Adaptation - spiro @villianeuve best time of year to cozy up by the fire 3:54 PM · 12/25/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Bry @brittwastaken Why look for love when you could look for food trucks 12/29/19 · Twitter for Android 12:52 PM
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    Text - Wild Red Flower @likeursoperfect Please quiet down, I'm listening to the same 12 songs I've been listening to since 1996. 6:15 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Me: My credit card won't work Cashier: Strip facing this way Me: *unbuttoning shirt* can't I just pay cash? 4:46 PM · 12/29/19 · Buffer
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    Text - Kathleen @sweatsntopknots When a good looking guy talks to me l still revert back to my 14 year old self. "OMG! I can't believe he's talking to me. Play it cool. Play. It. Cool!" *trips over nothing, tries to pull off the landing. 5:14 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Betches O @betchesluvthis betches AmI going to start eating healthier in 2020? No. AmI going to start exercising more than once every 6 months? Also no. But am I going to stop complaining about how none of my clothes fit right? No, not that either...
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    Text - Prick Offerman @ChabbyD You don't need to look for someone to kiss at midnight on New Years if you take your ass to bed at 9:00 7:45 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - cal? @cal_gif Some guy sent me an unsolicited dick pic and caleb mortege @CMortege 11:12 AM / Did u read the bet Fuck sake u must be dumb or something 11:12 AM Must be 11:35 AM / Just delete my dick pic I dont trust dumb bitches with it 11:35 AM Delete it bitch 11:56 AM Did you delete it 2:57 PM
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    Text - HRH Teddy 'Ho Ho Ho' Windsor @BigTeddyWindsor Can't wait to collect my new spectacles tomorrow. I'll be 20-20 just in time for 2020. 9:30 AM - 12/30/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ Me: We should have left 5 minutes ago Husband: Ok *gets in shower* 11:09 AM · 12/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy Been making a cake with 6yo and 2yo and I let them crack the eggs straight into the mixing bowl so I guess you can say danger is my middle name 6:02 AM - 12/30/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - hayley @hayleyghoover · 23h There's a whole community on Instagram of adults who create elaborate storylines for their Barbie dolls and l've been following one for years and on Christmas Eve the Ken doll got murdered 274,941 70.9K 357 hayley y @hayleyghoover Damon had a dark past involving some kind of vague organized crime. Ellie's youthful spirit helped him learn to be vulnerable again. ellie.from.finland Turku, Finland
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    Text - octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman *looking at my 2019 New Years resolution* Looks like l've got 24 hours to become thin and wealthy 9:29 AM · 12/30/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - mink. @minkpinkustink this year i'm making resolutions i can keep, like gain weight eat more pie and cry a lot 8:14 PM · 12/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Cat - Kinda messed the timing up on this one.
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    Text - Isaac Marion @isaacinspace Welcome to Void Week, the bubble of null time between Christmas and the new year during which nothing exists or occurs. This entire week is dreamed as we float in the empty gray gap. On January 1st we will lurch back into the flow of time. Nausea and headache are normal. 12:48 PM · 12/26/19 · Twitter Web App

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