Dungeons & Dragons Shitposts For Anyone Craving The Campaign

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    Cartoon - ALL YOU NEED IS THIS ELIXIR OF COURAGE. EUXIR NOW CHASE IT WITH A POTION OF PERCEIVED STRENGTH. он, GOD. ELIXIR EUZIR SREEND RENGTA IT'S MAGIC, BABY! MISTAKES DRINK SADMESS ARE THEY ALL JUST BOOZE? KILLER DANCE MOVES M BINK 1 HAPPINESS DRAUGHT GAB EBEBIOEOB18IE POTION 4 FORGET FUN FLU FLUID -S FUNNY BEBIBEO PAIN SUDNEN BENUTY TITIUITOM, SOMEAHAT SMART HEART DURN NOT NOT POSO STRENGTA THECROWBARCOMICS
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    Animation - The evocation wizard about to cast fireball centered on himself. imgflip.com
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    Text - jimmy @the_seamripper amecon SOON you, a Fool: dnd isn't a competitive game! it's about working together to create a story that everyone at the table is involved in and cares about!! me, an intellectual: dnd is a competition and you win by being the first person to make the dm say 'fuck you' 25/07/2018, 02:42
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    Fictional character - RANDOM VOICES UNHEALTHY CREATIVITY TOO MANY CHARACTER IDEAS MAKING PEOPLE CRY FETISH FOR MAPS PUTTING UP WITH PEOPLE BEING A DM imgtlip.com
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    Product - breakyourheroes Ô @breakyourheroes Nobody: Wizard: I know more than you.
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    Cartoon - A look behind the DM screen: My improv abilities Funny voices A complete and total lack of planning imgflip.com
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    Text - DM: I swear there won't be any more mimics! Me: X Doubt
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    Fictional character - YOU SEE, BY DOING THAT, YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF. . BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN THAT YOU DO "NOT HAVE ME SURROUNDED, YOU MERELY PLACED ME IN A TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT. HOMDM FACEROOK COM/TUERLAYERSDM
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    Text - Me : I'm Sad Friends : Wanna play D&D ? Me : Ηη HO serotonin
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    Photo caption - The DM can override the rules for a good reason. Rule 0. The rules exist to protect the players from the DM CAPTAIN AMERICA MAY 6, 2016
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    Text - malus-syl-vestris Terrible idea: Tarot DnD. It's DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers. angerey-elf Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It's basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it: "Perception check" "Bees?" "BEES???" malus-syl-vestris That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud Source: malus-syl-v
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    Cartoon - A wolf stands in your path You come across a dire rat I TRY TO BEFRIEND iT AND KEEP iT AS A PET! I TRY TO BEFRIEND iT AND KEEP iT ASA PET! Before you stands the demon lord Baphomet, prince of beasts... Niels VERGOUWEN FACEBOOK.COM/COULDBEWORSE COMIC COULDBEWORSE-COMIC.COM
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    Text - greytailzawritesthings I have come to realise that there are only three types of DnD players in regards to dice. Halflings: I'll just borrow dice off my friends Elf: I have 1-3 carefully selected fancy dice sets that I use for everything. Goblins: the shiny math rocks make click-clack sound. Needs the more. All the more.
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    T-shirt - ESSENTIAL NPC THE SUCCESS OF THE MAIN QUEST DEPEN ON CONTINUED SURVIVAL DO NOT MAIM, ROB, OR KILL NPC IS NOT WORTH SIGNIFICANT XP AND DOES NOT CARRY EXCESS AMOUNTS OF CASH, UNIQUE CLOTHING, OR NAMED WEAPONS O 2012 Aaron Williams • www.dogooderpress.com offworlddesigns.com 2012
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    Wood - barbarian fighter cleric wizard bard
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    Text - Jazz @blackcatjasmine #DnD Oneshot ldea: a dungeon crawl in search of a mad warlock who has been cursed with Etherealness, leaving him teetering between realms. Before each turn your party members must make a perception check to even find the enemy. It's called Where's Waldo the Warlock
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    Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger FIGHTER: you have my sword X RANGER: and my bow NECROMANCER: and my bard *whacks corpse onto table* FIGHTER: oh my god RANGER: are they...dead? FIGHTER: i think I'm going to be sick CLERIC: what the hell is wrong with you #dnd5e
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    Photo caption - Me waiting for the GM to finish describing the scene before I cast fireball thirty times.
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    Text - ThatBoomerKid @boomer_kid Wizard: "Why are you making popcorn?" Rogue: "The bard asked, very loudly, who would win in a fight between the warlock's Patron and the cleric's deity." Wizard: "This is ... bad. Do something." Rogue: "I *am* doing something. I'm making popcorn." Bard: "And l'm supervising!"
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    Face - BLATANTLY METAGAMING PLAYING ADIVINATION WIZARD imgflip.com
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    White - BUT IM KINDA SCARED OF THAT GUY. WELL I LIKE YOU... ME SMITE THE HERETICS! CLERICS ME CLERICS PALADINS I-I DONT EVEN) KNOW THAT GUY! LOOK AT ME, BROTHER. SMITE THE HERETICS! SMITE THE HERETICS! CLERICS CLERICS PALADINS PALADINS
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    Text - probablybadrpgideas Divination specialists are often portrayed as passive servants of fate. Shuck the stereotype by playing yours as a bit more proactive. Wizard: "Yea, I forsee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins" Scared villager: "are you sure?" Wizard, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: "Yeah pretty sure"
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    Cartoon - Life of the Party: Realities of an RPG'er by Travis Hanson THAT WAS THE DEAL. IF I HAD TO WEAR THE SKIMPY ARMOR EVERYONE BRRR...THIS IS INSANE! HAD TO WEAR IT. HaNsal -2016
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    Text - ll 3 4G 08:18 Tweet @ACastanza Replying to @matthewmercer and @SamSykesSwears First one's free, then you start to buy dice and a handbook, then a shitload more dice, then the rest of the books, then the miniatures start, and once you're down that path, it's only a short road to dwarven forge. Then.... *Does line of 3D printer dust* you're truly lost. 26/11/2018, 04:46 1 Retweet 8 Likes Tweet your reply
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    Junk food - DM: Does a 32 hit? Me: FB/MYDND
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    Cartoon - I can totally wreck the No way, can annihilate them! AMATEURS. party Monster #Monster #2 AMATEURS. WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? һe party thenselves
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    Face - Wizard: "Barbarian, translate this Orcish for me. We need to know what creature we will be facing." Half-Orc Barbarian: "Uhhhh...hmmm...the journal says that the monster that sleeps in this mine is the...Tear-ask?" Wizard: WHAT The
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    Text - Renna Mira @Renna_Mira How do you ask out a D&D player? Ask them for a D8
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    Cartoon - Say it again! Please I want to hear it again! Player DM Other DMs I've read all my class features and thoroughly understand how they work. Player DM
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    Text - Hi! I'd like a wake-up call. You're putting too much pressure on yourself as a DM. No one expects you to be Matt Mercer. You don't need to prepare for hours. You need to have fun too.
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    Text - Events of the Realm # 4 The Great Vigil: In every city, every town there are those who have had their loved ones go off adventuring and never return. This day is one of mourning for all the aduenturers who never found their rest and neuer came back home.
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    Photo caption - Wizard "I cast fireball Con the ogre Fighter in plate armor who is in the radius
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    Text - WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ENCHANTED REWARD? FIRST LETTER OF FIRST LETTER OF LAST NAME FIRST NAME A FREEZING B DEVOURING C POISONOUS A OF TERROR B-OF DIVINITY C OF ASSASSINATION D OF SLAYING Z E OF LEADERSHIP F OF THE PLANES G OF INSIGHT H OF DESTRUCTION I OF COURAGE JOF REGENERATION K OF PROTECTION LOF POWER MOFQUICKNESS N OF UNDEATH OOF LUCK POF MIND CONTROL Q OF ELEMENTAL RESISTANCE R OF FLIGHT S OF FURY T OF SHADOWS U OF SHIELDING VOF NATURE W OF WONDER X OF TELEPORTATION Y OF REVEALING
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    Cartoon - The players when they roll a natural 1 on an investigation check @mydnd20 Where's the Ocean?
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    Text - ThatBoomerKid @boomer_kid · 12s Death: "WELCOME, MORTAL, TO THE END OF EXIST- OH IT'S YOU. AGAIN." Barbarian: "Hi!" Death: "BIG WEEKEND?" Barbarian: "You betcha! Did you redecorate?" Death: "OMG YES THANKS FOR NOTICING." Barbarian: "Oop! Gettin' healed. Tell Nancy I said 'Hi'!" Death: "SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!"

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