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$Text - pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say "house- wife" or "house-husband" when "House-spouse" is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it 'spooze' in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.$

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