Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Relationship Edition

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satirequeen
Feb 21, 2020 1:30 PM EST

Here are this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about relationships. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about love. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are. 

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  • 01
    Text - Posted by u/AMagnificentBiscuit 2 days ago Being a female werewolf must suck. They'd have to deal with "that time of the month," two times a month.
    via u/AMagnificentBiscuit
  • 02
    Text - Posted by u/Crystal_Heart 5 days ago Millions of women all over the world are waking up pregnant this morning.
    via u/Crystal__Heart
  • 03
    Text - Posted by u/Bonelesszeeebra 7 days ago If it became a thing for women who receive unsolicited dick pics to just plaster them all over the sender's social media, maybe the creeps would actually think twice
    via u/Bonelesszeeebra
  • 04
    Text - Posted by u/J_k_LI 10 hours ago Being attracted to people who wear glasses is the complete opposite of what natural selection stands for.
    via u/J_k_Ll
  • 05
    Text - Posted by u/Franswagga 18 hours ago If humans spoon we talk about a big spoon 2 identical spoons fit together perfectly and a small spoon, but only
    via u/Franswagga
  • 06
    Text - Posted by u/doinksnamish 5 days ago 3 Valentines day is the only day that buying a Teddy bear and condoms at the same time isn't weird.
    via u/doinksnamish
  • 07
    Text - Posted by u/CaseyStardust 5 days ago A secret admirer is a stalker with the decency to send flowers.
    via u/CaseyStardust
  • 08
    Text - Posted by u/jackmurnin 6 days ago There's a time in every relationship where the couple stops talking about individual memories, and start talking about memories they shared together.
    via u/jackmurnin
  • 09
    Text - Posted by u/F4L20YD13 3 days ago Oral herpes are so common it's the only disease given an euphemism like 'cold sore' to make everyone feel better.
    via u/F4L2OYD13
  • 10
    Text - Posted by u/ImNiceGuySmile 5 days ago A lot of condoms are likely purchased on Valentine's day, and a lot of pregnancy test are likely purchased 2 weeks later, but not by the same people.
    via u/ImNiceGuySmile
  • 11
    Text - Posted by u/custardy_cream 5 days ago When a female plays with her hair it's often seen as provocative or playful. When a man plays with his beard he's seen as wise and studious
    via u/custardy_cream
  • 12
    Text - Posted by u/selmoreft 9 hours ago The song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" is about Dad wearing a costume, but we perpetuate to children the idea that Mommy is a cheater instead.
    via u/selmorefl

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