Entitled Vegan Runner Asks Neighbors Not to Cook Meat With Windows Open

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Ada Elder
Nov 27, 2021 12:00 PM EST

The site Nextdoor.com is meant to help neighbors communicate. It's supposed to help people abreast of sketchy activities, neighborhood events, and foster community. It also provides a hefty amount of comedy, as proved by the rabidly popular @bestofnextdoor Twitter account. It logs some pretty insane neighborly banter - and also helps provide proof of entitled people who need to get a clue. That's pretty much covered in this tale of a Vegan who thinks the world needs to bend over backward because of their chosen diet.

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    Text - Best of Nextdoor #SXSW @bestofnextdoor Meanwhile, in Berkeley... Please close your windows when cooking meat! What's up neighborhood, one love As a vegan runner, it's always hard for me this time of year when the weather starts warming up and folks start opening their windows. Several nights a week l'm out running around dinnertime and when people have their windows open I can smell what they are cooking. I've noticed a sharp uptick recently in smells of folks cooking meat and it can be q
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    Text - Matt Field @mattfield Replying to @bestofnextdoor As a carnivore bbq chef, it's always hard for me this time of year when the weather starts warming up and vegan runners start running by my windows. 12:02 AM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - A Krysti AF @TheRuntSquad Replying to @mattfield and @bestofnextdoor I would like to catch them and BBQ them, but they're too stringy and tough. Namaste. A 1:02 AM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - *IfediWAP* @SMBLOB Replying to @mattfield and @bestofnextdoor I remember the time you had to give up on that rack of lamb early after being overrun by clouds of broccoli farts from said runners 6:47 AM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Franklin Hart, Jr. @LeCodeNinja Replying to @mattfield and @bestofnextdoor Mmmmm. Grass-fed runner on the BBQ. GIF 10:52 AM 2/29/20 Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Ancel De Lambert @anceldelambert Replying to @mattfield and @bestofnextdoor Their antlers are just starting to come in, it's quite majestic 12:17 PM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Josh McLean @RadioMcLean I'm with Rachel. Replying to @bestofnextdoor "I don't want to be a stereotype" at the end of a multi paragraph whine about how hard it is being vegan. This is performance art 11:58 PM · 2/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - @JoeArmyVet Replying to @bestofnextdoor Our neighbor asked us not to barbeque out back after doing it once in 2 years because their windows sucks. She wanted us to literally pick up a hot grill and move it to the front. My pregnant wife said no. Needless to say, grilling in our backyard became my new hobby. 7:27 AM · 3/3/20 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Adrianna @Morazonlnc · 4d Replying to @bestofnextdoor ISIT HUMID TODAY? When I was pregnant, the smell of coffee made me suddenly and violently ill. I still managed to not tell people they couldn't drink or new it. O 12 275 638 romi @mamoose2001 - 4d I had that same problem when I was pregnant. Like you it would not have occurred to me to expect everyone else to bend over backwards for me. O 210
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    Text - Jacksown ZERODAY @JacksownGaming Replying to @bestofnextdoor This post gave me coronavirus. 12:01 AM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 314 Likes Patrick M Thomas @ceili_dancer 4d Replying to @JacksownGaming and @bestofnextdoor Or at least carnivirus. Q3 O 207 MildlyO Nuclear Divekicking Go... - 4d Dude I love carnivirus
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    Text - Vincil Muselova @VMuselova Replying to @bestofnextdoor and @EWErickson Dear Vegan neighbor runner: As someone who is out of shape (probably from all the meat I consume), your running by my house makes me feel guilty and inadequate. It exasperates my feelings of self- loathing. So, I am asking you not to run in front of my house or within eyesight. 7:25 PM · 2/29/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - tanuki wrangler @bubblelPL·4d Replying to @bestofnextdoor bodhisattva 233 Nacho Sundae @allison_wunda 4d would you take me by the hand 167 8 more replies
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