Dogs Who Are True To Themselves

Author image for AmyBrown
AmyBrown
Mar 30, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

These dogs have figured it out, straightforward and none of that usual BS, they have figured out their true selves and we could not be more envious. 

And furthermore, each of their true selves is so accurate it's almost unbearable. Will we ever discover our own truths? 

While we ponder that question, we'll have to scroll through these doggos who have life figured out and doing a damn good job of living up to their truths. 


Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Dog - Amy, 48. 2 kids. Loves tennis but has to be careful with her knees. Fav. song Celine Dion's "That's The Way It Is" @barkpost
    via @barkpost
  • 02
    Canidae - Rick, 58. Smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume, better not catch you smoking any reefer under his roof, thinks Trump's a jerk but "damn it he tells it like it is" 00 $1 bil
    via cheshirecat24
  • 03
    Mammal - Jonathan, 24. Don't call him John. Only drinks from single origin free trade toilet bowls. Says he's bi but he's not.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 04
    Dog - Curtis, 33. Audio engineer. Always wears Converses. Only listens to "real" hip-hop. Host a slam poetry open mic. @barkpbst
    via @barkpost
  • 05
    Canidae - Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but "doesn't usually do that". Wants her phone but it's so far. Can't adult today 拉000000. @doxie83
    via cheshirecat24
  • 06
    Pug - Hank, 47. Wicked swing dancer & great fun at weddings, but you wouldn't let him babysit your kids.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 07
    Dog clothes - Darlene, 83, widowed, reminds u to chew your food, writes $12 checks
    via cheshirecat24
  • 08
    Dog breed - Brock, 14, hangs at the skatepark, comments "not funny" on funny memes, comments "fake" on YouTube videos
    via cheshirecat24
  • 09
    Water - Daryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every moming before his construction job
    via cheshirecat24
  • 10
    Dog - Sharon. Has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to Ochihuahua chloel
    via @chihuahua.chloe1
  • 11
    Dog - Phil, 40. Planned family vacation to Niagara Falls. Wife expected more, kids bored & he's considering jumping in.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 12
    Head - Gerrard, 55. Professor of english literature. Invites himself to student parties.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 13
    Dog - Dwayne, 41. None of yo damn buiness. Move along son.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 14
    Dog breed - Betty 26, but looks 35. Convinced male dogs are walked more.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 15
    Hair - Greg 19, but goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Ricka for 2 weeks
    via cheshirecat24
  • 16
    Dog - Barbara, 53, makes a mean casserole, racist, want some jelly beans? Proud member of mothers against marijuana, she already called the police
    via cheshirecat24
  • 17
    Dog - Carol, 46. Dental office receptionist. Always has Skinny Cow ice cream cones in the fridge. Goes to Zumba once a week.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 18
    Dog - Charlie, 7th grade. Thinks girls are gross. In a Jurassic Park phase. Will not share his Gushers so don't even ask.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 19
    Mammal - Keri, 24. Has $170 sandals. Walks barefoot. Has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in her room. Sells daisy chains on Etsy
    via cheshirecat24
  • 20
    Shetland sheepdog - Joe, 48. Goes to golf toumaments just to yell jackass, loves him some grub from the red lobster.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 21
    Cartoon - Broderick, 45, sax player, wears driving gloves, only carries $100 bills, has cane for literally no reason, favorite saying: "hey baby" ShitheadSteve
    via cheshirecat24
  • 22
    Face - Erik, 43. Runs an architect business in Stockholm. Doesn't own a TV.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 23
    Dog - Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut. Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son's SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much @barkpost
    via @barkpost
  • 24
    Dog - Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for asking
    via cheshirecat24
  • 25
    Dog breed - Trevor 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB
    via cheshirecat24
  • 26
    Dog breed - Debbie, 45, drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 27
    Canidae - Gage, 24 documentary film enthusiast, shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patient, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern
    via cheshirecat24
  • 28
    Dog - Samantha, 24, from the suburbs but pretends she lives in the city, snapchats herself driving her mercedes to work everyday, worships martinis and everything they stand for shitheadsteve
    via shitheadsteve
  • 29
    Text - Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, quit cigarettes but still bums them.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 30
    Canidae - Michelle, 28. Just broke up with her boyfriend to focus on herself. Has no intention of going out. Loves Skinny
    via cheshirecat24
  • 31
    Dog - Sharon, 35. Recently divorced, smokes menthols. Uses expired coupons, asks for a manager anyway.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 32
    Dog - Liz, 23. Once put a filter on a filter. Claims to be a free spirit but follows the crowd. Hasn't pooped in 5 days.
    via cheshirecat24
  • 33
    Dog - Chelsea, 25. Yoga instructor. Vegan(ish). Loves Whole Foods but hates when the bundles of kale are too thick. @barkpost
    via @barkpost
  • 34
    Dog
    via @barkpost

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

aww cute doggo lol stereotypes funny animals
Scroll Down For The Next Article