Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

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Apr 13, 2020 12:00 AM EDT

Andrew Stuart's viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don't appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

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    Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d v I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video:
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    Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you're a goat )
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    Product - Andrew Stuart So I gave @NWPolice a call to tell them a load of kids (geddit?) were running riot (I didn't actually say that... sadly). They said they'd pass it on to officers. @AndrewStuart · 6d 101 unknown message call WhatsApp mail Vesterdev
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    Text - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 6d v And they sent a patrol car down who turned on the big red lights. So, I'm sorry if the goats got arrested. But they were being very naughty. Also, close the gates behind you on the Orme. And stay 2m apart at all times. 0:31
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    Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d One more thing... so we get news alert emails from @Dataminr, like everywhere probably. Helps us find all sorts of breaking news. Never thought my goat tweets would Framing this one make it into an alert Trinity Square, Llandudno LL30, UK 08:19pm March 26, REPORTER 2020 EDT Police car seen chasing herd of goats seen on street near Trinity Square in Llandudno, UK amid COVID-19 coronavirus lockdown: Andrew Stuart, Reporter
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    Transport - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d Goat update: they're back, and they're gathering in groups of more than 2
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    Text - Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d v O 46 27892 O 5,990 Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 4d Goats that dgaf GLAN DAnd
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    Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d Just kidding around, yeah?
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    Goats - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d * Monday goat update: they're back. Again. And they dgaf. (H/t @86_leroy)
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    Font - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They run Llandudno now and we just have to accept that as fact. Shenkin must be giving them tips from the Royal Welsh. 9am - 6pm 90 mun Dim dychwelyd o fewn 60 mun 9am - 6pm 90 mins No return within 60 mins 16 TRINITY SQUARE 65 271,333 O 9,881 Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They know exactly what they're doing. Have some lunch from a bush and then go for a lie down in the churchyard
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    Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords 16 TRINITY SQUARE
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    Sheep - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 2d Replying to @AndrewStuart Can't believe l'm writing this... they're back (again) 0:23 1.8M views 9 612 276,767 O 24.1K Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d I think I am now the man who stares at goats (in the middle of the road)
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    Adaptation - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They definitely dgaf 59 MADOC ST 0:15
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    Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d This shows what it's all about. They're scared of me (a human) in this. They don't like people. They usually only come down from the Great Orme when it's windy, and only the back streets at the top of Mostyn Street. Now lockdown means it's empty, they're going further than ever. ane Camng Corporate E Ofe aes Business Lur MICOM huieg Free Deliver
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    Product - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 1d v Well... they're back #goats 51 27 509 ♡ 4,572 Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 1d And they mean business this time #goats #llandudno
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    Font - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 1d v Llandudno is run by goats 144K views 126 27832 5,022 Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart 1d v Got the interest of @PA now too (and everyone else) 0:21
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    Architecture - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 1d They're still here... they live here now I think
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