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Workers Reveal Whether They would Snitch on a Coworker for $1,000 a Week

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A wise man once said, “Snitches get stitches” and that has always resonated with us.

 

Mostly because we don’t really want stitches, at least not anytime soon.

 

But what is a snitch anyway?

 

Well, Urban dictionary, our preferred dictionary defines a snitch as, “Someone who freely gives up information about a friend or acquaintance to a higher authority who will use that information against said friend/acquaintance.”

 

In life, we have many opportunities to snitch on people. People tend to trust each other, especially when they’re on an equal level.

 

So, TikTok content creator @wheelchair.capalot asked his viewers the bold question “What would it take for you to snitch on a coworker?”

 

Except he’s a little more specific about it, he slaps on a price, “Would you snitch for $1,000 a week?”

 

@Wheelchair.capalot's Prompt

 

People definitely got creative with their answers. But you’ll likely notice quickly that there was a general consensus among the stitches.

 

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Although we don't like to be on the side of the employer in most cases, the general response to this prompt is a big ol' yes.

 

Perhaps the saying should really go, “Snitches make stitches.” Get it? Because all these people stitched the original TikTok? Ah, we have fun around here.

 

Here is to hoping that none of these people ever actually get the opportunity to be compensated for snitching.

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