Utterly Bizarre Things Found For Sale On Facebook Marketplace

Facebook marketplace is full of interesting and unusual things for sale. Most of the time you can find the usual household items or clothes, from people just wanting to clear out their houses. But sometimes you can come across some true gems that make you question the sanity of the person selling them. They say one man's trash is another man's treasure and these pictures couldn't be more accurate. Here are some of the weirdest things found on Facebook Marketplace for sale and we're pretty sure they'll be available for a while yet. 

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  • 01

    Possibly the creepiest and most expensive thing ever made?

    Photography - Verizon LTE 6:30 PM 100% ? Doll Art $123,456
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  • 02

    Breaking up would probably be easier

    Face - $100 Hannah O Seattle, WA (98105) · 3 minutes ago Loud nagging girlfriend
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  • 03

    Gross on so many levels. Also, not interested in trades.

    Pink - $25 Viewed by 196 people size 2cynthia lunette O Billings, MT (59101) about a day ago EUC used only for a couple cycles. Too firm for me. Shipping $5 USA and PayPal only please, not interested in trades.
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  • 04

    A good item sells itself

    Ball - $2 Viewed by 45 people This Pillow O Wichita, KS (67218) - 28 minutes ago
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  • 05

    Seems legit

    Font - 1000 Selling what you see. Trap phones good for cheating, drug dealing, etc.. no low ballers $150
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  • 06

    A little rusty but still functional.

    Text - t Verizon LTE 3:59PM 11% ? 1800's original ball and chain $200
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  • 07

    In case you never want to sleep again...

    Toy - Clown collection large! $2,000 $3,000
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  • 08

    Perfect for your dungeon.

    Iron - Bed For Sale $1,500
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  • 09

    Could almost be a photograph.

    Face - My one of a kind hand drawn picture of Angelina Jolie, only asking $50. Serious inquiries only. (e
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  • 10

    Only worn once.

    Undergarment - Girls Swap and Shop 1 hour ago · Edited Edible panties. Only selling bcuz I didn't know my bf didn't like licorice. Fits size large but you can eat around the waistband and re tie smaller. Only worn once. Like new condition. 40$ obo Like Comment 43 people like this. Trying to decide if this is a joke or not omg e 1 hour ago · Like 6 56 OP It was only for an hour plus I sprayed febreeze on them after... The kind that kills bacteria so????? 40 Likes 38 Comments 1 hour ago · Like 6 2
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  • 11

    Pretty sure that's just corn.

    Product - ? Vintage Green Giant Niblets Radio $10 GREEN GIANT- Niblets, Corn frozen in Butter Sauce clings to every bite the FLAVOR TIGHT COOKING POUCH NET WEIGHT 10 0Z.
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  • 12

    At least they're tame.

    Hedgehog - $50 Viewed by 907 people baby hedge hogs Preston, MO (65732) 11 hours ago Need to find homes I have 5 baby hedge hogs they are tame no delivery 50 each
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  • 13

    Possibly the worst things ever created?

    Stuffed toy
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  • 14

    Some fun for all the family.

    Material property - BREAST WISHES DYKES 2 Adult videos VHS $123
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  • 15

    Picasso?

    Photo caption - ? Oil painting on canvas, portrait of Benjamin Franklin signed S.Graff, dated,COA $350
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