Never, ever date a stand-up comedian. When the two of you eventually break up, you are guaranteed to become a solid five minutes of blistering, bitter joke material.
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Mother-in-law calls 31-year-old daughter-in-law childish for not forcing her 9-year-old stepdaughter to call her mom, DIL doubles down on upholding stepdaughter’s boundaries
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Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'
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Restaurant manager tells 16-year-old employee to leave after blaming her for something she didn’t do, then tries to fire her for actually leaving not realizing it was all on camera: 'That sounded like approval, didn't it?'
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Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'
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Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging them to come back and finish out their notice period: 'I gave 2 weeks' notice. They fired me on the spot, then begged me to finish the week'
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