Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Animal Edition

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satirequeen
Jun 5, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the second episode in the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about animals. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about our (mostly furry) friends. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/delusional-thomas 5 days ago Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.
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  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/RockleyBob 6 days ago Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere.
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  • 03
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Erm4ckInReddit 3 days ago Spiders are the polar opposite of pandas. They are useful for our common life but look disgusting while pandas are useless but look adorable.
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  • 04
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Tommadot 4 days ago If animals saw us take off our clothes, they would probably think we are shedding our skin
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  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Big_Kav 7 days ago Bruce Wayne spends a ridiculous amount of money for his animal alter ego. Batman is a furry.
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  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/jrla1992 6 days ago If humans could regenerate limbs like a lizard, we would more prone to horrible accidents.
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  • 07
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/podiboq 2 days ago Birds singing in the morning is maybe just one bird singing and the others telling him to shut the f... up...
    via u/podiboq
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/_bigbackclock_7 days ago Spiders invented 3D printing first.
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  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Kirbywarpstar06 5 days ago When you pet a dog, It's a win-win situation for both of you
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  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/2weekoldpickle 5 days ago It is really chill of rattlesnakes to give you a warning before biting you.
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  • 11
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/PurpleFlame8 4 days ago Humans probably look constantly bewildered to other animals because we are the only animals with constantly visible scleras (whites of eyes).
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  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TruePianist 14 hours ago There is a dog somewhere in the world that has the record for the biggest number of barks without knowing it
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