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Never reveal to anyone that you have a terrible phobia of spiders. You will be shocked to discover how many of your co workers own tarantulas, and even more surprised that all of them are willing to donate them to scare the living shit out of you. To com-plicate things, of the 7 tarantulas released in your workspace, only 6 may be recovered. LFMF

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