Twenty-Four Gems From 'Jurassic Park Updates'

We here at Memebase are constantly on the search for quality procrastination material, and Twitter is absolutely full of the stuff. The social networking site is rich with amusing tweets from talented comics, but if you want an entertainment guarantee it's good to start following themed accounts that are update frequently. Like Jurassic Park Updates. It's an account that tweets as though Jurassic Park were a real thing. And it's funny as hell. The talented (and sizable) team of writers behind the account tweet a few times a day, so you can count on @JurassicPark2go to inspire at least a few smiles while we go through the hell that is life.

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