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Funny TikTok Thread: Women Give Disappointing Analogies Of Sleeping With Guys

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

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    This is the original video that was posted on TikTok

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    "It's like getting a birthday card with no money in it"

    Hair - Pop
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    "You know when you're a kid and tell Santa what you want for xmas, then Dec 25 rolls around and it's not under the tree? That."

    Hair - Hair - You get nothing
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    "Have you ever spent 2 minutes waiting for your food to heat up in the microwave only for the middle to still be frozen? It's like that."

    Blond

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    "It's like the year 2020."

    Hair
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    "Did you ever get stuck at the top of the roller coaster and then forced to get off? Like that."

    Hair - I EXPECTED MORE
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    "Imagine if your DoorDash delivery driver eats your food in front of you."

    Cartoon - NRUPDATEWEE
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    "You ever try to find the light switch but you're at someone else's house in the dark? That's how men act."

    Movie - AUSTRULIAN, SÜRVIVOR SO NOW WHERE IS IT?
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    "You ever had someone do something for you but they failed so miserably so you said thank you and did it yourself. Like that."

    Event - J Woohoo! It's just me, myself, and I!
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    Via @klellis_

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    "It's like hoping you win the lottery, not winning and then having to reassure the one who did win the lottery."

    Lip - #CBCDRAGONSDEN
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    "Ever go to the store and get really good ice cream, get home get hyped that you're going to have it after dinner, then your house catches on fire..."

    Hair - Internet meme - ITS LIKE. FML
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    "Ever been to the Golden Gate Bridge for the first time and you realize it's not even gold. Utter disappointment."

    Hair - Eyewear - TLC
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