Amusing Moments of Alcohol-Related Stupidity

Alcohol is a treat for many individuals. Weekends are often spent at bars, watching games or dancing with friends. The occasional shot is a fun way to celebrate a special occasion. It's perfectly normal to decompress with a cocktail or beer (or three) but sometimes people take it too far. This kind of destructive drinking can lead to, at best, a brutal hangover - or at worst, a hangover paired with the embarrassment of having done something extremely stupid while under the influence of alcohol. These people and embarrassing, booze soaked situations definitely fall into the latter category.

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  • Nose - < Messages Contact Call me noW Call me I'm trying That's an oyster. Call me iMessage Send
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    Perhaps they indulged in a little too much muscadet. 

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  • Chair - Got blackout drunk and woke up to this Next > SofaKingSexy 127,607 Views· August 29 2013
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    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." 

  • Text - Mama-Taz @Tarryntino Thought you guys might like this note my friend wrote to himself before going out last night TO DRUNK STEVE, PLEASE BOTTLE GED DRINK THIS OF WATER BEFOLE YOu CAN HAVE IN THE STEVE THEN THE CHICKEN WINGS FRIDGE HANGOUER WILL THANK YOU FROM SOBER STEVE FUCK yoU BROK SOBER STEVE DO HANGAVEL E
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    "To Drunk Steve, Please drink this bottle of water before bed, then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you. 

                                                                       From Sober Steve" 

     

    Drunk Steve clearly did not take kindly to the thoughtful note. 

     

     

  • Cheese - 7 minutes ago near Dear hung over Thanks for packing me lunch, whoa this looks great. You've really outdone yourself this time. So interesting and varied and nutritious. Have you been reading lunchbox blogs or something? You're the best. Love, sober Share like this.
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  • Text - where are you I left early Sorry I couldn't stay longer :( wtf where are you going I'm going home are you kidding me come back you're drunk don't worry i called an uber we drank at your place Oh Where am i going
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  • Text - cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday grandma georgina iMessage Today 12:09 AM HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US wOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM Today 1:52 AM only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk Delivered Today 9:27 AM Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace.
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  • Text - @aldeeznuttz Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed saying "for hungover me." I took a sip and it was vodka. Drunk me is such a douche. <>
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  • Text - online Hey...can u pcik me up? im to drnuk 1:42 AM oh u dnt have to anymore. im home now 2:01 AM yes..l was aware of that after droppingu off at home. 2:19 /
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  • Wood - Have you ever been so drunk you mistook your phone for a chocolate bar?
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  • Photo caption - ABA Big Glove SPEEDWA @TYLERHIROLLER got drunk and fell asleep on the floor last night. my dog just laid there with me. she wasn't even sleep 3:18 PM · Dec 24, 2019
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  • Text - .Lay Lay @LayLayDatBish SHIT GOT ME IN TEARS RIGHT NOW HOW U KILL YO OWN MF BROTHER DEN TRY TO KILL HIS SON..YO OWN FUCKING NEPHEW DIS WICKED ASS WORLD WE LIVE IN...I'M SORRY YALL I'M DRUNK ASL WATCHING THE LION KING
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  • Text - @curryspic3 a friend and I were in a public washroom at a bar last night and she said "shit I want to text my ex" and 3 different girls in the bathroom stalls screamed out "don't fucking text your ex"
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  • Tortoise - Accidentally bought my toad 100 top hats instead of one while I was drunk online shopping... IM2 BO03PDBISW Top Hat-Bleck Plastic-24 x 15mm NEW Cantie THIS IS A SET DO NOT SEPARATE
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  • Green - This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco
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  • Text - Kelly O'Connor @heyitskellyy a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I've found my soulmate y'all!!
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  • Text - PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ My girl is drunk, I woke up to 12 missed calls and texts saying that she's crying so obviously I was mad worried so I called her to make sure everything was straight.. she's crying cos her friend took a bite of her burger Muyi @kingmxyi · 19h ok everyone that liked wdf is your excuse for being up rn twitter.com/kingmxyi/statu..
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  • Text - Nicki @AwkwardAndOdd You don't know what fun is until you've witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming "A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt" while angrily circling a hairbrush that's been dropped on the floor... 11:10 AM · Dec 1, 2018
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  • Text - Are you home No at brewskis How drunk are you becasue you just answered yourself
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