Worst Advice To Give To A Virgin For Their First Time

If your school was anything like mine, you probably didn't get much sex-ed in school. I vaguely remember mine consisting of our biology teacher standing awkwardly at the front of the classroom, pointing to diagrams of the male and female anatomy, clearly wishing the floor would swallow her up. The rest was down to our self- discovery and whatever rumors we heard that week. Some real education about healthy sexual relationships would have been useful because, as a teenager and young adult, you are vulnerable to pressures and expectations. A funny AskReddit thread asking people for the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time highlights how damaging the porn industry is on healthy sexual expectations. And, in turn, the amount of misinformation and dangerous messages young people are receiving about sex.

Like what you see? Find more hilarious women's memes and crazy stories on our Instagram @Cheezcake_Humor and more videos on our TikTok @cheezcaked

Tags

NSFW sex sex ed virgin askreddit satire advice first time sex education bad advice virginity funny

Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From CheezCake

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

Trending Now

26-year-old daughter gets invited to dinner with stepmom and stepsister, only for stepmom to tell her to leave once they get to the restaurant, daughter turns to her dad: ‘Apparently I wasn’t invited after all’

26-year-old daughter gets invited to dinner with stepmom and stepsister, only for stepmom to tell her to leave once they get to the restaurant, daughter turns to her dad: ‘Apparently I wasn’t invited after all’

Woman asks mothers of 8 and 10-year-old boys to cancel their sons' joint birthday party because she's throwing a party for her 2-year-old on the same day, boy moms refuse: ‘She said a 2nd birthday party was more important than 8 and 10’

Woman asks mothers of 8 and 10-year-old boys to cancel their sons' joint birthday party because she's throwing a party for her 2-year-old on the same day, boy moms refuse: ‘She said a 2nd birthday party was more important than 8 and 10’

Michigan woman kicks out brother-in-law Tyler after one too many unannounced visits when she’s home alone, banning him completely when her husband isn’t there: ‘Chris’s older brother keeps showing up at our house. uninvited. like… a lot’

Michigan woman kicks out brother-in-law Tyler after one too many unannounced visits when she’s home alone, banning him completely when her husband isn’t there: ‘Chris’s older brother keeps showing up at our house. uninvited. like… a lot’

Nerdy 14-year-old requests museum guidebooks as a souvenir from uncle's European vacation, dad demands an extra gift for son when other nephews get more expensive presents: "He's being ridiculous"

Nerdy 14-year-old requests museum guidebooks as a souvenir from uncle's European vacation, dad demands an extra gift for son when other nephews get more expensive presents: "He's being ridiculous"

24 Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone (June 19, 2025)

24 Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone (June 19, 2025)

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"