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THE TRUMPS TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID-19
via mockdiariesDonald Trump tweeted on Friday that he and Melania tested positive for COVID-19 and that they will get through this together, no matter how much Melania wishes they quarantine apart. **Update: Donald is now quarantining in a hospital at the request of Melania. "Just so he's safe", she said.
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GIGI HADID IS A NEW MOM
via mockdiariesGigi Hadid is already an amazing mom two weeks after giving birth. Her friends and family are impressed by how gracefully she tells the nanny how to raise her baby girl.
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JUSTIN HARTLEY HAS A NEW GF
via mockdiariesChrishell Stause says it's painful to watch her ex-husband Justin Hartley move on with someone else. She keeps getting scratches on her arms and legs when she hides in the bushes to spy on their dates.
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STORMI JENNER HAS A $12,000 HERMES BACKPACK
via mockdiariesKylie Jenner shared a picture of her daughter, Stormi, on her first day of school with a pink $12,000 Hermes backpack. She, however, refused to post the pic of herself crying her eyes out when she saw what the luxury backpack looked like when Stormi brought it back from school.
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GWEN STEFANI TURNED 51
via mockdiariesIt was Gwen Stefani's 51st birthday and her longtime boyfriend Blake Shelton marked the occasion with a sweet Instagram post: "Happy birthday @gwenstefani, I'd write a song for you every single day if I could…". Now, that's a man who understands what a grown woman wants for her birthday.
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HARRY AND MEGHAN HAVE ANOTHER BIOGRAPHY
via mockdiariesAnother biography is claiming to uncover more about the crazy time leading up to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's royal departure. For heaven's sake, how many more books do I need to read about this dumb drama…. before I can consider myself an expert on this matter and make a buck writing a book of my own?
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SHAWN MENDES AND CAMILA CABELLO COME CLEAN ABOUT THEIR DISHEVELMENT
via mockdiariesShawn Mendes finally explained why he and Camila Cabello were walking like Zombies this spring. "It was the beginning of the quarantine… we had been inside the house for days, and we caught my parents 'aggressively cuddling in bed'."
This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 5, 2020)
We've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you the 'Weekly Diary,' a parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. A summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) From Donald and Melania Trump testing positive for COVID-19 to Stormi Jenner's new $12,000 backpack, everything you need to know about the celeb world is in here. Please scroll through our first roundup and let us know what you think!
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