Funny Instances Of Kids Being Totally Stupid

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 17, 2020 7:38 AM EST

Whether you have kids of your own, or stay at least 100 feet from a kid, we can all agree on one thing: kids are really stupid. Like, so stupid. It can be endearing or hilarious, and I guess we were all that stupid once upon a time. Check out the latest memes on r/kidsarefuckingstupid and get ready to laugh at those tiny brains trying to figure out the world. 

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    Product - Posted by u/AvohcahDoe 6 days ago Q My brother couldn't find any toilet paper so he took this kitchen roll and cut it in half.
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    Text - When I was about three years old me and my mom were playing hide and seek and I was carrying around my Mickey Mouse doll with me. Well it was my turn to hide and for some ungodly reason I randomly yell "S !" from my hiding place. I try to divert the blame to Mickey Mouse by gasping and saying "Mickey Mouse you shouldn't say bad words" so. Yeah.
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    Text - When I was 5 it was time for PE. The teacher said to get into our PE kits. I forgot my PE kit. So instead of, you know telling the teacher, I had the galaxy brain idea of getting into my underwear and doing it that way. I come into the hall and the teacher absolutely goes ballistic. Shes asking me why I'm half naked and I go. "Because it is my PE kit number 2". I was so dumb.|
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    Purple - Wouldn't buy her women's razors SANDWICH
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    Text - October 17, 2017 at 11:40 AM · 0 This time on "Why-Is-The-Toddler-Crying?" Child asked where milk was. Parent said it was on table. Child runs away crying. Parent left confused. SO 22 17 Comments Like לו Share Comment
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    Text - Lies Parents Tell Their Children My dad told me that oil spots on the street were little kids that got run over because they didn't hold anyone's hand while crossing the street.
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    Text - TEAM ROWAN! Кayte Omg we played floor is lava and it was all good until Rowan freaked out and started crying that the floor was going to burn him Nathan He spent all morning randomly dumping water on the floor to "fight fires" so it all makes a lot of sense
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    Handwriting - The Couboys hit ather y Wn ana stea the aub. 6. Fill in the chart with these names Sam Timi Father, Mr.Meeker, Mr. Heron, Betsy (5 polnts) Jareathen Loyalist Father Mor. Undecided Meeker & Mr. Haran- Tim. Patriot Bam Beroy. Jackie- you レ ut you don't want to juquestion answer.
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    Text - Children are the best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal: The student who raises $500 dollars for the school will get this free hat 12 year old me: That is such a great deal
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    Text - When I was a kid (maybe 5-7) my best friend and I used to BEG my mom to let us play "Cinderella" and she would just give us a bunch of chores to do
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    Text - く Tweet 10yo son: Dad, the internet's off in my games room Me: Oh yeah I noticed that node disconnected earlier. Just power off and on the router for me. It's a little switch at the bottom of the white thing in your games room 10yo son: *proceeds to flip master breaker on the house* 14 ... He hard rebooted the house. Replying Yep. He has been warned not to touch the big red switch (he was even in the wrong room and had to climb up to the board to reach.... kids are stupid) 22:01 · 28/10/2
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    Text - One time my parents made me stand in the corner for a punishment. I was | crying pretty badly. Then my two year old brother, sensing my distress, Walked over with that Frankenstein walk all toddlers have and stood next to me in the corner and started crying as well.
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    Text - my little brother poured large amounts of water into a large cardboard box to make, a take a guess... An Aquarium. The amount of water he had would have to be something like 5 cups and we don't know how he did it. Worst of all it got everywhere and soaked the wool carpet. Then he was mad at us.
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    Soil - Posted by u/Kaltastic84 3 days ago 32 & 2 More My kids had to double a brownie recipe that called for 1/3 cup of oil. Somehow her math yielded out 2 and 2/3 cups. The mix was boiling in the oven. CARCR
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    Text - icouldwritebooks Follow I love it when the little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what's going on. So far, I've encountered the following: 1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you're a real person, not an app. If you're a real person, show me your husband." 2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn't want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she
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    Nose - Posted by u/dipdipperson 15 hours ago 2 2 3 & 6 More My niece drew this "troll" and then got so scared of it she made my brother throw the picture away drawing/test
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    Dish - lil sister put a corndog in the microwave for 26 fucking minutes
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    Text - When I was a kid, I used to watch Cartoon Network pretty much everyday. They had these multiple choice questions on it where you could call in your answer and win a prize. I remember these adverts always said that you had to seek the bill payers permission to enter and for YEARS I thought this meant a person named Bill Payer..
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    Text - Title : Halloween 10-31-20 My 3 y/o: "candy is not for adults its for kids" Me: "can I have one?" Him: "Sure!" Me: "I thought candy wasn't for adults?" Him: "Why?" |
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    Text - Two incidents with my little brother when he was a toddler. We were sitting in the waiting room for my brother's doctors appointment. A black man sat down across from us with his baby. My brother pointed to the baby and said, "Look mom, a chocolate baby!" Another time we were all together at the theater, about to watch a new kids movie. All of the sudden, my brother says, "I hope nobody wants to see my weenie." My dad leaned towards my mom and hissed, "Why does he always say that stuff in
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    Text - d Today bro you don't 66 understand 16:44 some kids were naruto running 16:44 What? 16:44 / OC so i asked if they like anime 16:44 They said it's from Hi G FORTNITE 16:45 IM SO PISSED 09:28) 16:45 +
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    Hair - 22 S 2 & 4 More Posted by u/the-artful-bodger 4 days ago Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime DIKUUS EXPELLTAN TUMOS TVINARDUM V
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    Wood - 20:05 1 ll ? O Home Favourites Recent -0- When your son comes home with this that he made in holiday club Apparently it's a hedgehog 8. 2 comments
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    Room - Olivia is grounded to her room for an hour. I just watched her crawl on the floor, with a white towel over her head, trying to get out of her confinement. When I reprimanded her, she backed right back into the room without a word. Back in her room, I heard her say to herself: "Well, plan A of making mom think I'm a ghost didn't work. It's time for plan B!" Lol, as I type, I can see that she's hiding under a chair thinking I won't notice that she again, left her time out spot. I just said,
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    Text - have q good war Actual 5 letteR From Kid
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    Text - mfs get caught in hide and seek and say "im not playing." tf u doin in my dresser then II
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    Text - Enormous Earl @enormous_earl When I was 12 I tried to cheat at poker by pulling some cards out of a nearby deck when nobody was looking. I grabbed 3 kings and put them in my hand, discreetly hiding the cards I was replacing. So then there I was, holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs.
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    Asphalt - HALL WIN
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    Face - katelynn @sassykattx My little sister has an obsession with cutting the faces off baby dolls/stuffed animals and putting them on other dolls. Help DANK MEMEOLOGY
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    Display device - Posted by u/Niyi_M 6 days ago I am superman
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    Text - Super Stars Daily Report Date: 16-27-0 Sam I was a Good Citizen today, I: My Cute Quote helped a fried up that fell an the Playground Helped Logan learn to swim by holding my hands ast I am Working really hard on: I Enjoyed Playing with: Playdough Dinosaurs not licking the tire Suing Bubbles Suingset outside HAHA At Rest Time l:
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    Text - Posted by u/Contemptnz 5 days ago My niece is going to a Halloween party dressed as the black spaceman from Among Us. She made this sign to put above her head.. drawing/test SUS Cuz SW OLACR!
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