This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 9, 2020)
We're back with the Weekly Celebrity Diary; real celebrity news, with a satirical twist. Together with Mock Diaries, each week, we summarize everything that happened in the lives of the rich and famous, so you are always in the know when it comes to your fave (and worst) celebs. This week in celebrity news, Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich's divorce kind of shocks fans — but not really — and Kevin Jonas' 33rd birthday kind of goes unnoticed. Sad face! Read on to find out all your other juiciest celebrity gossip!
1. Prince William's Secret Positive Coronavirus Test
Prince William secretly tested positive for Coronavirus around the same time as his father Prince Charles. Unlike Charles, William kept his diagnosis secret because people actually care whether he lives long enough to become King.
4. Meghan Markle annoyed the Royal Family yet again, by voting in the U.S Presidential elections
In a history-making move, Meghan Markle voted in the U.S. presidential election, making her the first person in the British royal family to infuriate the royals every time she does, well, really anything.
5. Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich are getting divorced
Despite a ton of speculation that they'd reconcile after their split, fans think Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich are really over. The couple hasn't been photographed together lately. Oh, and Julianne filed for divorce.
6. Lori Loughlin is in prison and is a wreck. Shockingly.
Lori Loughlin is currently serving time in prison for her part in the college admission scandal and she's been a complete wreck. 2020 has been a really tough year for her and she's sad no one seems to care.