This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 9, 2020)

  • 1. Prince William's Secret Positive Coronavirus Test


    Prince William secretly tested positive for Coronavirus around the same time as his father Prince Charles. Unlike Charles, William kept his diagnosis secret because people actually care whether he lives long enough to become King.

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  • 2. Trump's Reign Ends


    In case you missed it, Donald Trump lost the presidential election and some people are really happy about it, while others are also really happy because they refuse to recognize it's over yet.

  • 3. Kevin Jonas Turned 33

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    It was Kevin Jonas' 33 birthday on Thursday and a lot of his loving family and friends felt it was an inconvenient time to be turning anything, but congratulated him anyways.

  • 4. Meghan Markle annoyed the Royal Family yet again, by voting in the U.S Presidential elections

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    In a history-making move, Meghan Markle voted in the U.S. presidential election, making her the first person in the British royal family to infuriate the royals every time she does, well, really anything.

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  • 5. Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich are getting divorced

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    Despite a ton of speculation that they'd reconcile after their split, fans think Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich are really over. The couple hasn't been photographed together lately. Oh, and Julianne filed for divorce.

  • 6. Lori Loughlin is in prison and is a wreck. Shockingly.


    Lori Loughlin is currently serving time in prison for her part in the college admission scandal and she's been a complete wreck. 2020 has been a really tough year for her and she's sad no one seems to care.


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