Words Of Wisdom By Salem The Cat

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    Flag of the united states - But I wanted to vote to change the pronunciation of Friday to "Fridyah.
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    Cat - I knew you loved me.
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    Cat - Love you? I don't love you.
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    Helmet - MOPIE ºm on a journey of self-discovery.
  • 05
    Cat - Man, that hologram makes me look fat.
  • 06
    Cat - Wake up, woman! You're not a princess, you're a dragon!
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    Black - This isn't just an infomercial. It's info-truth.
  • 08
    Felidae - Dear diary, as I complete hour one of my new life in a bubble, I realize it's the little things I miss most.
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    Whiskers - I wonder if I can get one of those George Foreman Basic Grills in here.
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    Cat - FOOD!
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    Headgear - Are you insane, woman? My nails aren't dry.
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    Dog collar - OK ! I'm grunge now
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    Cat - All I've done all day is eat, sleep and stare off into space. What an awful existence. @thetvmaven Hey! Idon't dump on your lifestyle.
  • 14
    Cat - We need a plan. How about we weep uncontrollably?
  • 15
    Cat - Hey Sabrina, hungry?
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    Cat - If you don't leave immediately, l'll be forced to sit on you.
  • 17
    Cat - This song always makes me cry.
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    Cat - I'm trying to set the world record for grooving. 54
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    Cat - Wow, you must feel like a huge loser.
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    Vertebrate - Just be a Queen, honey!
  • 21
    Cat - Adolescence is not sitting well with you.
  • 22
    Cat - Maybe l'll marry Harvey, I think it's legal in Vermont.
  • 23
    Cat - Face it! I'm a natural-born star.
  • 24
    Cat - T urge you to accept me as your ruler.
  • 25
    Cat - I hate to say this but you really are turning into a monster.
  • 26
    Cat - My two moods I am the most powerful of all witches.
  • 27
    Cat - WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AS YOUR CAT? BINX OR SALEM
  • 28
    Cat - Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
  • 29
    Cat - Hey! Leave the sarcasm to the professionals.
  • 30
    Cat - Let's destroy everything that's dear to him.
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    Cat - When l'm happy I eat.
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    Cat - Hooray, the toast is stuck. Danger, here I come.

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