Hilariously Offensive Greetings Cards For The Holiday Season

The holiday season is going to be a little different this year. So why not shake it up even more with a bit of risqué snarky greeting card action? Because if there's ever a time to tell your annoying relatives and friends what you really think of them, it's now. Take advantage of the sh*t show that is 2020, and unleash your inner frustrations by sending some of these rude, offensive, and hilarious greeting cards from Bluntcard.

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