Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (November 26, 2020)

Advertisement
  • Text - Dear Jake, I didn't care that you ordered chicken wings on our second date. I'm not shy to get a little messy. What I did care about was that you proceeded to eat the wings and then rub your dirty hands all over my new white pants. Send the dry cleaning, TO THE Claire GUYS I'VE Knda DATED
  • Text - Dear Steven, At the end of our first date I agreed to go meet your cute dog. I thought you meant back at your apartment, not at your parent's house! The most awkward hours of my life. Slow DOWN! TO THE Jordan GUYS I'VE Knda DATED
  • Text - Dear Tom, No...I don't get turned on by you pinning me to the wall and smelling my armpits. Nor do I want to be submissive to you tickling me. Not funny, TO THE Nicole GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Text - Dear Steven, Thank you for spending six months of our relationship trying to convince me to peg you only to dump me two days after | ordered a strap on. All the best, Patrica TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Text - Dear Doug, I'm not sorry I ran over your Rolex with my car. If I could go back in time, I would do it all over again, but in front of your face. Hehe, Ally то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Text - Dear whats your face, When you made fun of me for not letting you pick me up from my house for our first date,I laughed it off and joked about how I needed to be cautious. Then, you spent half of our dinner telling me how "interesting" you think murder is and went into detail about the cartel execution you witnessed. After, you told me all about the adrenaline rush you got from watching the crime scene investigation in your neighbor's yard from your back window. You've officially scared m
  • Text - Gary, You drove 45 minutes to the campus bar I was at to meet me, and in that time, I changed my mind about meeting you. My friends said to give it a shot, so I did because I felt bad that you drove all that way. Five minutes into talking to you, I excused myself to use the restroom so I could swap clothes with my friend, and attempt to ditch you. You didn't pick up on it and continued talking to her the rest of the night while she pretended to be me. то THE GUYS Mission accomplished. Ash
  • Text - Dear Matt, You bailed on our first date because of a "family emergency." Then, after you begged me for a second date, you ghosted me ON THE DATE, DURING A SUBWAY TRANSFER. Stay classy, Liz TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Text - Dear Bryan, I hope you started brushing your teeth. Can't believe I kissed you with that breath. Love, Sam то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article