Funny Instances Of Kids Being Totally Stupid

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 14, 2020 9:38 AM EST

We can all agree, and we say this with love, that kids are stupid. It's understandable, considering how little time they've had on Earth. But there's no denying that watching kids do stupid things is side-splittingly hilarious, maybe because we were all kids once. Check out the latest posts from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid for some easy laughter, and don't forget to have a look at last week's too. 

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    Food - Posted by u/b-dzha 6 days ago My kid took a bite out of the pie and filled the hole with potatoes to hide the evidence. story/text
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    Text - Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told the 8yo she should always replace the toilet paper when it runs out. Just found this in the bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes
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    Text - * My MonsterMom Logs 3 M Mem Leg @mymomlogs One of the most confusing things about parenting toddlers is not realizing when an agreement becomes an argument or vice versa. Like, I thought you wanted Cheerios and I agreed to give you Cheerios and now we're arguing about why I gave you Cheerios? What?
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    Text - Math Power The best thing about math is deing I can add I want to know more about Math I will use math in my life when I add
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    Cheek - The dude who does internet stuff @Chi3fBootKnocka My son's cup is spill proof so he can't turn it upside down shake the water/juice out, so what does my beautiful baby boy do instead? He drinks it and spits out on the floor...
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    Handwriting - E am thankfut for :unt (kittens) (cobras) Hstih Chamsterg Coctopus) suot (snow) Namekayla
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    Text - No need to sweat, Note fr DaLton Some one you won't regret. Reasons I'm responsile hopes •I don't run with scissofs •I'm obedient • I'm logal I don't bite my friends Well, evept fer 00 O Buzzfeed
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    Text - So today was my mom's birthday, and when my little brother(4) asked her how old she was, she said 42. And then he said "how many birthdays is that?" "42" she said. "Wow thats alot of birthdays, is it your last?" He said
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/AshesSmokeAndEmbers · 9h What's the creepiest/most disturbing thing a child had ever said to you? + 547 i Share 483 Award * BEST COMMENTS ToastedMaple · 8h maryrosetudor · 5h Mind Tuna - 8h When my son was 4 or 5 he asked where my Daddy was. I told him he was not here because he died. He thought a moment and asked when people die. I told him hopefully after a long meaningful life. He looked at me dead in the eye and said, no, you'll die when you're 40, sorry Daddy. He ran of
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    Child - He really sitting here watching the TV like he ain't just use the whole thing of Vaseline in his head man 144
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    Text - Maddie @MaddiePoolee The girl I babysit has made me watch Wall-e at least 10 times so l assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie 6/20/18, 9:31 AM 1,160 Retweets 16.8K Likes
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    Text - I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our "brother" Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15 9:35 PM 11/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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    Yellow - Man, I just waited 15t to tell you that Nohers Day wealdn't be possible withart me. Il be wating for my present in the living room. love, roeM. Josteia RES
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    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unic. @XplodingUnicorn 000 6-year-old: I hate snow. Me: You love snow. 6: That was when I was younger. I've got to keep up.
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    Text - Tweet Why is my son throwing himself on the ground screaming? I asked him what color vitamin he wanted. I'm a fucking monster. 12:53 · 01 Dec 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Screenshot - @bloodpilots when my brother was like 9 he said "get the f*g" instead of "get the flag" on roblox so they banned him and he cried so hard he threw up on the carpet 2:53 am · 15/01/2019 · Twitter for iPhone Posted in r/BrandNewSentence 6 reddit
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    Text - Posted by u/screenshotofdispair 3 days ago Kids imagining what life would be like at 40 story/text I am forty. I have wrinkles and hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. grey Rita Monaghan, 9 I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die. Jennifer Turner, 8 Dolore.
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    Shoe - Posted by u/TummyPuppy 1 day ago Q 21 My kid was playing workshop while I fixed the garage door yesterday. Super glad I checked my shoe before putting it on.
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    Shoulder - Posted by u/ImNotPlayingFortnite 5 days ago 4 9 3 6 S 3 5 This is the skeleton my younger brother built INGERS
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    Organism - Posted by u/thebrittaj 2 days ago 2 2 @2 & 6 More "It's a horse" drawing/test
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    Text - C Jess 2h •O Good evening who needs a free happy meal? We have 18 available. My 5 year old knows how to grubhub. livery MeDela Aatlivery McDelivery V002
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    Text - Alex Faulk @Luz_235 When I was ~6 I learned how to open the child safety latch on the cabinet where my parents kept all the cleaning supplies after a long time of trying to figure out how it worked. Luckily for me I was too excited opening and closing the cabinet repeatedly to poison myself.
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    Plastic - Posted by u/thinkingbell955 2 days ago Someone's kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry Bab FAALIN aby wips Permatologally tested FREE
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    Text - HA This morning Titus asked a magic eight ball if he should throw it at the TV at Al and Yolanda's. Unfortunately the eight ball said yes so he threw it...wasn't planning on buying a new TV today but at least it was Black Friday and on sale C
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    Text - GREEN OROUP waht "when I grow up I want to be a dog"
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/IYline • 1h Parents of Reddit, how will Santa Claus deliver the christmas presents this year, considering if he goes to every homes he could spread the virus to the entire world in one night? Vote 14 Share BEST COMMENTS PlanetFrosty • 1h See what Fauci said. Santa is imm.. Suspicious_Music_494 · 1h My kid doesn't believe in Santa. Never has. He does however believe in Grandma, and for some maddening reason believes all gifts come from her. Reply
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    Text - n? Today at 15:42 My sister was asking for my mum's phone nl said "If you wanted a phone maybe you shouldn't have broken yours" N my sister responded angrily "I didn't break it, I just dropped it and it wasn't working"
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    Text - Posted by u/extidedetergentfan 1 day ago 21 26 36 & 56 More My nephew got a card from his teacher and was stoked!! He read it, then instead of showing anybody, he sat pensively on the couch for a while. Finally a quiet voice asked, “Auntie..how long have I had autism?" Tan Thank you so much for being a part of my first class. | love your optimism ! - Ms
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    Text - Posted by u/Yapet 6 days ago 4 2 3 8 3 5 E7 I've found it in my childhood stuff box and now I'm wondering if 7 years old me was an idiot or a genius drawing/test TRAINER Bill Draw 2 cards. (P.hocy Hlus Kan Sughnori 0199 6 Nnda Crenm GAHEREAK CI Whords 91/102
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    Text - congratulations especially to the little girl in her stroller this morning who pointed to my dog and proudly announced "pig"
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    Text - callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes
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    It's the look of total concentration for me

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