Older Chonky Cat That Loves Snuggles And Faceplants Gets Adopted (Viral Thread)

Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor

Dec 21, 2020 10:00 AM EST

Meet Dexter - the mega chonky cat with the chonkiest personality who just got adopted!

When there was nowhere for him to go, imgur user MizWeirdo who has known him for a few years has decided that he has a place in her home. He's super chill and super sweet, and it looks like MizWeirdo is more than happy with her decision to take him in (as are we). Dexter loves cuddles and kisses, he is the absolute best at doing faceplants, and he just went viral on imgur.

What makes this story even sweeter is that Dexter is an older cat, so basically every adorable thing that he does is extra adorable. Thank you MizWeirdo, for picking up this insanely adorable cat and giving him his new loving forever home. And to you, Dexter, we wish an incredible, incredible long life.

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"This is Dexter. He's kind of a rescue - he belonged to a friend who found herself in a position where she was unable to care for him any longer, so I took him in. I had already known old Dexter for a few years, and knew he was a super chill guy."

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"He also has trouble with cat beds. Partly because he's a Very Large Boi, but also partly because he just doesn't give a shit."

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"I mean."

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"If there's one thing Dexter does better than anyone, it's relaxing."

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"He also adores kisses! He will actually head butt your lips to force the kisses sometimes."

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"Here are some of Dexter's beans."

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"Along with kisses, he also loves snugs."

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"When he's really feeling affectionate, he'll knead his paws on you. He ONLY goes for the throat. It usually is not a comfortable experience. But how can I not let him?? I mean honestly."

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"As you can see, he also poses for Snapchat filters like a pro."

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"Blessing you with a blep."

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"And he will lay like this for HOURS."

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"Also, this is his absolute favourite sleeping position."

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"He is the Grand Champion of the faceplant."

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"He does it so much, I started a Faceplant Of The Day."

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"I have so many faceplant pics, you guys."

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"SO MANY."

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"I even managed to finally capture a faceplant on video!"

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"This is one of his favourite lounging positions, and it's hysterical."

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"Did I mention one of his nicknames is Dexter the Hutt?"

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"Who doesn't enjoy a good sit."

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"Wtf Dexter."

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"He'd been sitting like this for a while when I found him."

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"Dexter has the most chill I've ever seen in a cat."

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"For reals."

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"This is the night he slid backwards off this pillow onto the couch, and was like "Meh, this is fine.""

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"ALL THE CHILL."

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"Last summer I decided to let him have some supervised outdoor adventures. He LOVED it."

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"There wasn't really any risk of him wandering too far, obviously."

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"Living his best life."

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"I wanted to show a big, full-body faceplant."

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