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Older Chonky Cat That Loves Snuggles And Faceplants Gets Adopted (Viral Thread)

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    "This is Dexter. He's kind of a rescue - he belonged to a friend who found herself in a position where she was unable to care for him any longer, so I took him in. I had already known old Dexter for a few years, and knew he was a super chill guy."

    Wood - UYA CAN VAROVANIE 경고 강지하도록, 여린이들의 손이 달지 도움 조심하시오. これらのパック
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    "He also has trouble with cat beds. Partly because he's a Very Large Boi, but also partly because he just doesn't give a shit."

    Wood - LOPE. HDPE
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    "I mean."

    Wood - Contemporary styling Style contemporain Enormous furry potato
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    "If there's one thing Dexter does better than anyone, it's relaxing."

    Felidae - When your toys double as pillows
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    "He also adores kisses! He will actually head butt your lips to force the kisses sometimes."

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    "Here are some of Dexter's beans."

    Felidae
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    "Along with kisses, he also loves snugs."

    Vertebrate - Honestly tho
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    "When he's really feeling affectionate, he'll knead his paws on you. He ONLY goes for the throat. It usually is not a comfortable experience. But how can I not let him?? I mean honestly."

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    "As you can see, he also poses for Snapchat filters like a pro."

    Eyewear
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    "Blessing you with a blep."

    Whiskers - *blep*
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    "And he will lay like this for HOURS."

    Vertebrate - Lol he's so weird
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    "Also, this is his absolute favourite sleeping position."

    Comfort
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    "He is the Grand Champion of the faceplant."

    Cat
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    "He does it so much, I started a Faceplant Of The Day."

    Comfort - Faceplant Of The Day
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    "I have so many faceplant pics, you guys."

    Brown - SPACEAS THE TO Faceplant Of The Day
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    "SO MANY."

    Comfort - Faceplant Of The Day
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    "I even managed to finally capture a faceplant on video!"

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    "This is one of his favourite lounging positions, and it's hysterical."

    Brown
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    "Did I mention one of his nicknames is Dexter the Hutt?"

    Brown - "BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE"
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    "Who doesn't enjoy a good sit."

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    "Wtf Dexter."

    Carnivore
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    "He'd been sitting like this for a while when I found him."

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    "Dexter has the most chill I've ever seen in a cat."

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    "For reals."

    Brown - He is for reals basically just a furry pile of mashed potatoes with legs
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    "This is the night he slid backwards off this pillow onto the couch, and was like "Meh, this is fine.""

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    "ALL THE CHILL."

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    "Last summer I decided to let him have some supervised outdoor adventures. He LOVED it."

    Human - Is happ
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    "There wasn't really any risk of him wandering too far, obviously."

    Small to medium-sized cats
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    "Living his best life."

    Felidae - Airing out the ol' junk As one does
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    "I wanted to show a big, full-body faceplant."

    Carnivore

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