i don want to sleep wit em, jus eat em!

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18-year-old working his first job at ice cream shop is fired after 20-year-old manager changes the rules about PTO when he was already on leave, gives customers free icecream: 'I gave him 4 weeks' notice that I wouldn't be here for those 3 days'

18-year-old working his first job at ice cream shop is fired after 20-year-old manager changes the rules about PTO when he was already on leave, gives customers free icecream: 'I gave him 4 weeks' notice that I wouldn't be here for those 3 days'

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UPDATE: 13-year-old maliciously complies 3 times with 7th grade teacher who is the "keeper of the dress code": 'No frays on clothing allowed'

UPDATE: 13-year-old maliciously complies 3 times with 7th grade teacher who is the "keeper of the dress code": 'No frays on clothing allowed'

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Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

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In-laws force their way into daughter-in-law's annual summer vacation to Greece, DIL reconsiders the relationship: "It makes me not even want my kids around them"

In-laws force their way into daughter-in-law's annual summer vacation to Greece, DIL reconsiders the relationship: "It makes me not even want my kids around them"

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Woman gifts her boyfriend's 84-year-old grandfather two bonded kittens that she found covered in dust, struggling to breathe and nursed back to health, and he falls instantly in love with them: 'My grandpa is forever grateful for them'

Woman gifts her boyfriend's 84-year-old grandfather two bonded kittens that she found covered in dust, struggling to breathe and nursed back to health, and he falls instantly in love with them: 'My grandpa is forever grateful for them'

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Mechanic quits toxic dealership for better pay, old boss tries to sue when all the customers follow him to his new job: 'Their dealer is in shambles because I left'

Mechanic quits toxic dealership for better pay, old boss tries to sue when all the customers follow him to his new job: 'Their dealer is in shambles because I left'

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