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I was ghosted. After four months of dating. Poof, gone!
I was dating a guy for about four months and I thought it was going somewhere. Valentine's Day rolled around and I figured we would do something together. Two days before though he hadn't even mentioned it. Thinking he may have just forgotten about it I asked if he had plans for Thursday (or whatever day it was that year). He told me he was going to watch a hockey game with friends. When I reminded him it was Valentine's Day he ghosted me. After four months I literally never heard from him again.
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My ex, who didn't believe in 'Hallmark' holidays was embarrassed I didn't send her flowers at work.
My girlfriend always told me she didn't like to make a big deal out of 'Hallmark' holidays. I planned to make a nice dinner at my apartment and have some flowers waiting for her. Before she even came over she said she felt like I hadn't put any effort into things because she didn't receive flowers at work and was embarrassed. She also was pissed we weren't going out to eat.
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Found out my husband was cheating on me. Then he filed for divorce.
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My ex of one year didn't show up to dinner. She ghosted me.
I made reservations at a really nice restaurant to take my girlfriend of almost a year. She just didn't show up. I was really worried thinking something happened to her until she texted me that it just wasn't working out. I ended up just having dinner by myself and the manager actually ended up picking up the tab for me because he figured I got dumped.
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My ex bf dumped me the day before V Day so I wouldn't expect flowers. Cheers.
My boyfriend of 10 months texted me the day before Valentine's Day and told me he thought we should see other people for a while, but wanted to tell me before Valentine's Day because he didn't want me to expect him to send me flowers.
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My husband left me for his intern at work.
I saw on my husband's credit card statement that he had spent some money at Victoria's Secret. It was a week before Valentine's Day so I pretended I didn't see it so I didn't ruin the surprise. Apparently, he had to go out of town for work on Valentine's Day, so I figured we would celebrate the weekend after. We celebrated, but he never gave me the lingerie. A week later he dropped the bomb that he was leaving me for one of the interns at work.
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My wife who cheated on me with her boss.
I turned on my wife's location services on her phone when she started acting strange. She told me her friends were doing a Galentine's day on Valentine's Day celebration and she wanted to go. When I tracked her location she was at her boss's house.
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The guy I was dating thought it was too intense to have a date on Valentine's Day
I'd been casually dating a guy online for a month. We were deciding on when to see each other next and I said 'are you free Thursday?' That Thursday just so happened to be Valentine's Day but I didn't realize it. He texted me a few hours later and told me he thought I was moving too fast and that it was kind and weird that I suggested we go out on Valentine's Day.
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