Dear Procrastinators,
It's perfectly normal to want to avoid responsibility. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. When so much of our time is signed off to other people (ahem, job), the urge to reclaim it tends to grow. That's why so many people go to sleep later than they should. There's actually a Chinese term for it - "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination." People literally feel like they need to stay awake to regain control over their time. It's a phenomenon that we relate to, though we by no means endorse it.
Instead of staying up until the wee hours out of spite, we recommend setting aside chunks of time during the day for things that make you happy. That could mean indulging in a fancy cup of coffee, or perhaps a quick workout to get ones blood flowing. It can also mean scrolling through some funny memes. If you're in the latter camp, we've got just the gallery for you.
Love,
Memebase
To be honest, the outfit on the right looks kind of like a steampunk cosplay nightmare.
Fortunately, managing to say a few coherent sentences in a presentation usually guarantees at least a C mark.
Just watching those thousands of working hours go right down the drain.
They need to stop giving normal dudes hope. This is how incels are created.
Maybe in the long run this combination will help to build character.
Maybe throw in a gaming console or two to keep things realistic.
There's nothing scarier than a tired mom who expected something and you didn't deliver.
Don't worry Susan, he's thinking about blueberries, not other women.
Hoisting all the groceries made us feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger. These days granny carts are looking pretty damn attractive.
Just one more game...please.
Hopefully the kid will think twice before making a yo mama joke on his headset.
They don't just make you miserable, they also ignore the fact that you're getting bullied by your peers!
This poor child will never play Uno again.
We just follow the rules, we don't make them.