Funniest Tweets About The Joys Of Eating So Much Takeout Over The Past Year

The past year has been a big one for takeout. Being stuck at home day in and day out means that cooking has somewhat lost its' novelty. Back in the day, AKA in 2019, we had restaurants to turn to when we needed a break from the kitchen. But nowadays, ordering takeout is our only option, and people are taking advantage of it in a big way. These tweets sum up the joys of ordering takeout over the past year and how our local Uber Eats driver has become our new best friend.

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She's got a point; two birds, one stone, and all that. Hey, if I knew I was getting the vaccine with my Chinese takeaway, I'd have ordered mine weeks ago!

Via @KimmyMonte
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Swimsuits are useless at the moment. Unfortunately, vacations are a thing of the past, and takeout is a thing of the present. So I say, invest in the calories today, and the swimsuit can wait until a time in the future when we can wear them, probably in a bigger size. Maybe. Hopefully not.

Via @saltymermaident
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Via @anylaurie16
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Via @ThisOneSayz
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Via @envydatropic
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Via @akilahgreen
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Via @smickable
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Via @behindyourback
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Via @BetteMidler
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Via @emmaladyrose
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Via @behindyourback
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Via @samlymatters

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