Certified Genius Gets Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Tattoo Two Months Too Early
Y'all keep hating when we win it! I'll remember that you all weren't BELIEVERS! #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/x96G9yS3j2
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 6, 2016
Like diamonds, tattoos are forever. Unlike diamonds, you cannot take tattoos off.
Just ask Jordan Garnett, Dallas Cowboys super-fan, comedian, and the proud owner of a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo — even though the Cowboys won’t be going to the Super Bowl. As an act of faith, Garnett got this tattoo in December, predicting his beloved team would win the Super Bowl, despite the fact that neither Emmitt Smith or Troy Aikman play anymore.
Well, after yesterday’s loss to the Green Bay Packers, it looks like the Cowboys will not be going to the Super Bowl and Garnett will be setting a GoFundMe for tattoo removal.
Maybe these Twitter users can roast it off.
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Ew, boy. This isn't going to end well.
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Wait, the Cowboys lost? Oh, no. That tattoo.
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We're waiting...
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What hurts more, this or the tattoo?
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This is the Super Bowl of roastings.
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MVP
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There's still hope for us.
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This dude called it.
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