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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week

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    Font - BrooklynDyke_Defiant! @RachelMComedy ... Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Little treats to comfort myself after my psychotic roommate yelled at me again because she's furious I got vaccinated $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 11:33 PM · Mar 16, 2021 · Twitter Web App

    Love how casual the psycho roomie is mentioned in this tweet. In case any of you are dealing with a psycho roommate at the moment, comfort treats might just help you through it according to this Twitter user. 

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    Font - Gengar @fiendskrah My mom's roommate plays monopoly by stacking all of her money in her hand without organizing it. Just stacking on top as it comes in. Absolute psycho shit 6:17 AM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android

    Never in my life have I heard of someone that plays monopoly like this. Maybe the roomie hasn't done anything too cray cray yet, but this is def a red flag and the Twitter user's mom should def be watching her back. 

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    Font - Daniel @leinaD5000 Of all the crazy shit my roommate has done hearing him call his mom a ret**d on the phone is by far the most insane thing 5:07 AM · Mar 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Amy Harber will act/model for food @TheAimercat ... but what would my crazy ass ex roommate do with all of her multiple personalities?!?! Mollis @BurdsIVue · 16h i wish twitter could enforce a "no anonymous accounts" policy. make everyone show their face & give their name. too many cowards hiding behind phony accounts bc they know their actions are shitty & don't want to be held accountable. 10:37 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - wet ass p word ... @Meowlex69 My awful horrible crazy roommate moved out today and I'm so happy to be alive 11:24 PM · Mar 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - pulen? @pulenasty roommates inlaws are in town. in our place to be exact. there's people everywhere it's loud and crazy 11:26 AM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - DONT PAN Don't panic ... CARYA TOWL @arvid_erickson My batshit crazy (think 5150) freeloading roommate is having issues with sounds from the upstairs neighbor who apparently has decided to walk on their floor (given that they have a lease for the place). She decided to yell at them for no reason. 7:48 AM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - mowgli the man boy. ... @maursss_ Thinking about the time my old crazy roommate said she wasn't gonna pay the electric bill while I was recovering from surgery on my spine & staying with my parents so I just canceled the electricity altogether. 2:23 AM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Suki's Mom @sammajammaz · Mar 16 If you're a grown adult and giving someone the "silent treatment" you're actually just a giant baby 32 27 506 4.8K James sowka @JamesSowka · Mar 16 ... My former roommate did this to me after we had a disagreement and when I confronted them they tried to act like I was crazy and they weren't doing anything.
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    Font - painbot @obesewithnotits ... Replying to @whowontsme My roommates boyfriend moved in with her after dating like 6 months and one day he just never came back left all his shit even his birth certificate. Shits crazy 9:35 PM · Mar 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - gab @losergabby am i crazy for being super annoyed that my roommate keeps turning on the fucking heater and setting it to 76° like she's the only one who lives here. i don't wanna beat her ass but i'm feeling so fucking violent. 6:54 AM · Mar 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - maddy @W4RMGLOW roommates dog chewed the fuck out of my one hat i'm fr about to go crazy 4:26 AM · Mar 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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