How To Survive Fortnite (And Other Video Game Weekends) With Your Boyfriend

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  • Organism - 1. Perform a subtle striptease If it's just you and him, it's not too late to distract him from the game. But don't make it obvious by stripping directly in front of the screen. Instead, stand alongside it and work your hot girl magic till his eyes are on you. ONE
  • Organism - 2. Provide the beer and other goodies If his buddies are over for game night, a striptease obvs isn't the right approach. Plan B: Provide the beer, the green, and the munchies. You'll get to choose the goodies of choice, and will be trashed enough to get through the night as a result. A win-win for everybody involved.
  • Glasses - 3. Insult Everyone, Especially Your BF As you attempt to play the game, trash-talk everyone. You have no idea what's going on, but that doesn't mean you can't bring out your competitive side. Being a total d*ck will raise your spirits. Bonus points if it turns your S/0 on so you can 'Super Smash' later. You can all suck it
  • Purple - 4. Be the Sh*t-Stirrer of the Game When you don't actually care about winning, you could start sh*t for no reason. Shoot at your own teammates, get involved in fights that you have nothing to do with, and jump off random cliffs. Prime entertainment guaranteed.
  • Organism - 5. Become a Gamer Yourself If all else fails, you could try getting into gamer culture yourself. After all, if your boyfriend is so into it, and you're so into your boyfriend, it can't be that bad... right? Only time will tell. At least give it a try. Then you'll never have to dread nights like these in the future.

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