Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good

Every parent knows that you can never really get a break. Sure you can say, "Hey kids, Mommy is taking a nap, play nice!" But how much sleep can you really get knowing that these devil children have the whole house to themselves? The traumatic scenarios that could ensue are limitless. You can baby proof a house all you want, but once your child hits those danger-craving years there's nothing that can stop them, except maybe you of course... if you're lucky.

These Tweets perfectly encapsulate just about how on-guard parents have to be 24/7.

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    Font - non podchametz ... @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2,980 Quote Tweets 703.8K Likes
    via @crookedroads770

    This whole theme began with @crookedroads770 when he shared exactly what he needed to hear to know that his children were most certainly up to no good. Any parent understands that hearing the words 'Trust me' from a child is never a good sign.  There is no other option but to interfere, maybe it's called parental instinct.

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    Font - Hannah Drake ... @HannahDrake628 Replying to @crookedroads770 I remember I was on the phone and happened to look up and my daughter has one leg over the three story balcony. I dropped the phone and ran and pulled her back. She was going to fly and feed squirrels. 9 She made it to 25. Some days I wonder how. 9:28 AM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 892 Retweets 95 Quote Tweets 28.2K Likes
    via @HannahDrake628

    Kids will think of amazingly creative ways to worry their parents, it's honestly a talent. There seems to be a theme of children thinking they are invincible when it comes to heights. I can see how this would be worrisome to most parents. How do you teach your children they cannot beat gravity without scarring them for life?

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    Font - Ikkyu @dougal62 · Jan 26 Replying to @crookedroads770 my 6yo uncle went missing at the zoo. his frantic parents & the entire zo0 staff eventually found him, his hair, clothes, coat & rucksack soaking wet. apparently he "fell in a puddle". back home, he was taking ages in the bathroom, splashing about in the bath.. 1/2 2 27 2 2 Ikkyu @dougal62 · Jan 26 .so grandma called through the door, "Are you okay in there?" Silence. "Yes." More time goes by, more splashing. So Grandma goes into the b
    via @dougal62
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    Font - LittleBlueDog @littlebluedog2 Replying to @HannahDrake628 and @crookedroads770 My 2 year old stuck the end of a shoelace into the 220volt hole in an outlet "to watch fire come out of the wall." She is now 43 and still alive. 6:28 PM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 2 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 35 Likes
    via @littlebluedog2
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    Font - Nur @Nurlalah Replying to @HannahDrake628 and @crookedroads770 My mum drove home to find 3 children tying fabric around their necks, shouting "Supermannn!" and leaping off the balconey to the roof of a car parked beneath it. The youngest of those chucklefucks turned 40 last year, so I guess she wonders how they made it too. 4:11 PM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @Nurlalah
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    Font - Brad Lambdin @umpire12bcl · Jan 24 Replying to @crookedroads770 When my two sons were 5 & 3 , they were in the bedroom playing, I hear the 3yr old yell "Sharpshooter" I sprinted into the room & the 5yr old is flat on the bed & 3yr old on top of the dresser ready to jump & fly on top of him! Me: Stop, your going to break the bed & get hurt!! 1 Brad Lambdin @umpire12bcl · Jan 24 3yr old: What are we supposed to do, we don't have a wrestling ring?
    via @umpire12bcl
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    Font - Chico Fernández ... @Lost_Diego32 BAD Replying to @crookedroads770 and @MALVICIOUSS When they're quiet there's trouble. Son (3) & Nephew (4) got reeeaall quiet one time, I come out to the living room & they were standing at the edge of the sofa. Trying to leap & catch the ceiling fan as it was spinning. These two little bastards... 3:56 PM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @Lost_Diego32
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    Font - @purefud Replying to @crookedroads770 Overheard my then 4 year old daughter muttering to herself, "All I need is a hammer and a nail." Eh, naw ye don't! 5:45 PM Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Retweets 68 Likes
    via @purefud
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    Font - Kash Barb @theKashBarb Replying to @crookedroads770 Welp I was one of those kids. I remember convincing my younger brother I was a magician and I could land a knife between his feet (an inch apart) w/o stabbing him. Shockingly, it worked the 1st try. Thinking I really had powers I tried again..I'm glad no stitches were needed. 2:19 PM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @theKashBarb
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    Font - FeministShrew ... @feministshrew Replying to @crookedroads770 Hubby & I took son & his sr high school friends camping. We're in our tent and hear from their campsite, "you're not supposed to do that with lighter fluid." 5:00 PM · Jan 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 147 Likes
    via @feministshrew
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    Font - Frederica Huxley @FredericaHuxley ... Replying to @andreaaaelliott @atalanta44 and @crookedroads770 One of mine dragged the stool out of the kitchen to the front door, other one unlocked it. They were found running in the street at 6am in pyjamas and welly boots! 6:46 PM · Jan 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 2 Likes
    via @FredericaHuxley
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    via @hughman007
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    Font - Carlos Maciá @CarlosElx Replying to @crookedroads770 You just refreshed a suppressed memory from my own devious childhood: my 4 y.o. self and my best friend at the time being tormented in a camping trip by our older siblings. They pretended to be ghosts poking their heads through the tents' fabric.. we had a hammer at hand.. 6:55 AM · Jan 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @CarlosElx

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