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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)

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    Font - Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler I'm glad that container ship got unstuck so we can go back to just being mansplained about regular issues, like women's rights. T The New York Times @nytimes · 23h After six days, the mammoth cargo ship blocking the Suez Canal was finally wrenched free, clearing the way for global trade to resume. nyti.ms/3fo296R Show this thread 3:25 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 74 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 987 Likes

    Chelsea Handler really just roasted the container ship stuck in the Suez Canal, as well as mansplainers from The New York Times. A two-for-one special if you will. I am all here for it Homegirl saw the opportunity and ran with it. Did she lie either? Can't say that she did.

    Looking forward to the next time somebody mansplains women's rights to me xx.

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    Rectangle - Poppet @Jewels_ATX I need more men mansplaining love to me. 10:02 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 117 Likes

    Yes please, we want more. We were all just kidding men! We love when you explain things to us that we didn't ask you about. Especially if you say it slowly like we're 5-year-olds, it really just shows women that you care! Your efforts do not go unnoticed. I feel 10x smarter anytime I leave a convo with a man! Keep up the good work!

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    Organism - mutable sign stan account @adinarising · 17h people: that astrology stuff is ridiculous! floating space rocks don't have any impact on our life on earth the moon: did what no mere mortal could do and unstuck a boat from the suez canal 13 L7 386 3.1K mutable sign stan account @adinarising Replying to @adinarising if you try to mansplain the moon to me i will block and the moon will probably hex you. the moon is for the girls and gays ONLY you 12:19 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhon
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    Rectangle - Asa Nwa (Chi Baby)= @AfricanCeleb Woman said look at the kitchen I designed, see how functional it is. Man replied mansplaining with a picture of a non-functional design, thereby proving the woman's point. It's the own goal for me 3:18 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - maia @mxmtoon · Mar 29 cant they just spin the boat in the suez canal 101 27 183 12K maia @mxmtoon Replying to @mxmtoon IM KIDDING, I KNOW SOME MAN IS GONNA TRY TO MANSPLAIN THIS TO ME 1:22 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - M Brendon Walsh, MD, Piss Drinker @atBrendonWalsh A guy just tried to mansplain diarrhea to me. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him that I invented diarrhea. 6:21 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 137 Likes
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    Font - Emily Gwen @diabolicdyke ... one of my friends is being mansplained to about the Suez Canal and I'm trying to convince her to just keep asking "but like... why cant they just move the boat?" 4:16 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for Android 9 Retweets 148 Likes
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    Font - Charlie Stross @cstross Proposed improvement for Twitter's services: apply automatic macro substitution to all tweets when they're posted. In particular, replace all "Actually," with "Allow me to mansplain:" 11:49 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Tweetbot for iOS
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    Font - Kari Byron @KariByron ... Laughing so hard, auto-correct changed the word "mansplain" to "mama pain" I keep it on for comedy. 6:02 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,427 Likes
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    Font - Lucianna Dykstra @dykstralt ... Had a small spill on my bike this morning on a patch of ice this morning. One man sails past "You need gravel tires" and a woman slows down "Are you OK?!" Yes, gravel tires would be ideal but can you.think of the situation at hand and stop mansplaining for 2 seconds 5:59 PM · Mar 24, 2021 from Calgary, Alberta · Twitter for Android

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