A Fun Mix Of 50 Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Gems

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    Textile - When your friend comes over unannounced so you have no time to clean Please don't tell anyone I live like this
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    Wood - me in 2003 trying to decide if i should wake my parents up after having a scary dream
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    Head - I have read it all O FOX NEWS 1 MIN READ Tennessee police warn not to flush drugs down toilet for fear of creating 'meth-gators'
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    Smile - Me dancing to my alarm in my dream for the past 45 minutes
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    Product - When you dissociate in the middle of a conversation and when you come to you gotta act like you've been present the whole time YES
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    Shorts - Popular Science O @PopSci POPULAR SCIENCE You can actually be allergic to exercise bit.ly/2ff4i5f @KadijahChloee I knew it. >
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    Rectangle - Me trying to get a discount any way possible COUPONS YOUR COUPON COODE IS NOT VALID. COUPON CODE ADD COUPON please ENTER YOUR COUPON .CODE HERE
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    Font - kedreeva Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she mo- tioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: "what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or...?" And i admitted there in front of god and the world "oh I feed it to my peacocks." And she just looked so taken aback that I said "I'm sorry that's not the answer you were hoping for" And that's how I learned other people don't really
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    Shirt - Sub is better than Dub If those kids could read they'd be very upset
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    Organism - Hillary (not sara) @smithsara79 agab: assigned gender at birth my brain: all gender are bastards 2:33 PM · 2021-02-12 · Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 3,667 Likes
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    Font - @quataonho i find out a mutual likes one (1) thing and start sending them posts about it like a grandfather who once heard his grandchild say they like a certain fruit 4:40 PM · 2021-02-12 · Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,421 Quote Tweets 53K Likes
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    Sleeve - Accidentally image searched 'kimono dragon' instead of 'Komodo dragon'. Was not disappointed...
  • 13
    Dog - awwww-cute: My friend wanted a dog so he went and adopted Hank. He is a little different a thedailylaughs Source: awwww-cute 278,617 notes ...
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    Map - When you let a drunk man name places Why Island Because Island
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    Font - FAT GANDALF @sofarrsogud Remember a couple of years ago how everyone was afraid of clowns Imfao and now this year we're just afraid of tomorrow. 3:34 PM · 7/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Hat - i love the term "partner". are we dating? are we detectives on a case together? are we cowboys? are we cowboy detectives in a relationship? there's no bad answer
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    Facial expression - what is your ~*real* birthstone? january february march april makeup sponge mozzarella ball of dorito coffee bean cheese ball flavoring july may boring rock june this emoji august tide pod avocado pit (S) september october november december mysterious orb robin egg tapioca pearl yellow skittle
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    White - TO PET THIS CAT, YOU MUST PROVE THAT YOU ARE NOT ANISH KAPOOR AND ARE NOT PETTING THE CAT ON HIS BEHALF
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    Light - ALIENWARE @Alienware What's a real-life skill you developed from gaming? 11:00 AM · 11/30/20 · Sprinklr 105 Retweets 359 Quote Tweets 4,032 Likes Cyberpunk 2077 O @CyberpunkG... · 11h •. Replying to @Alienware Patience. O 114 27 184 4,474 Joshua Wareham @Joshua_Wareh... · 11h ... NT TO Q 10 27 25 2,059
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    Mammal - '21 Jen Street and Friendly Frankenstein liked themlin @TheGoodLiomBoy · Feb 11 How every non-binary person I know dresses vs every "genderless" clothing line I've ever seen. matt @Lubchansky · Feb 10 eryone-new colleci bie wepareses ron great news! the "agender" fashion has graduated from aur friends of all genders. GREY SACK to BROWN SACK Show this thread O 101 17 10.4K 45.8K
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    Water - oystersaintforme Øthe ONION POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT OPINION VIDEO CLICKHOLE NEWS IN BRIEF NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth's Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down Today 10:51am SEE MORE: NASA V this is peak comedy II
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    Font - swapmeet queen @BitchassChicken I know 2020 has been traumatic and scary in so many ways but...has anyone been like "this isn't even my worst year, personally"
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    Plant - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha
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    Font - maya @maya_katharine you know it's bad when your own therapist texts you all cricket LTE e 1 32% 8:56 PM Jenny C> Text Message Today 8:55 PM katelynn therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: add to cart therapist: no This made me think of you...lol! Talk to you tomorrow at 5:30!
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    Cat - When they say it's yours, but you have doubts...
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    Facial expression - Tessa Belle @tessabelllle The worst part about gettinga new therapist is catching them up soI made a PowerPoint to help aTessa's Trauma Q-Search in Presentation Home insert Design Transitions Animations Slide Show Review View A- A- E Calibri (Body) 12 BIU abe x x, AV Paste Sides A Paragraph insert Drawing 1. My Trauma My Trauma 1997 - present By Tessa Palter-Poston BORN HLUE destruy GOOD TWIN EVIL TWIN LOUD FAMILY QUIET GIRL Slide 1 of 59 Notes Comments 57% E8
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    Font - king-jesster Worldbuilders naming towns: I named this town Elygwe'meth which means "Where the Dearly Beloved King died next to his Lover" in the language I invented and also a combination of the Old English word for diamonds and the Maori word for apples since that's their main exports People in real life naming towns: I named this town Big Falls cause big fall there bumblebeebats me poring over a fantasy map: Shit I already used that name for a town, I can't use it again, that's such slo
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    Organism - Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer Oh you work out? Cool, how much can you French press or whatever 5:05 AM · 1/21/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Bicycle part - Hose Hosé
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    Font - anna borges @annabroges psychiatrist: just because you've developed ways to successfully compensate for your symptoms over the years doesn't mean they're not there me, from beneath a pile of bullet journals and calendars and spreadsheets and coffee and weekly breakdowns: who me
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    Human - I don't remember this myself, because I was too young. My parents had a dog named Charlie who was absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. But after I was born, any time my mother vacuumed, Charlie would stand steadfast between me and the vacuum cleaner. "Trembling in every limb," my mother says, but determined to protect baby-me from the monster. SARD This... does put a smile on my face.
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    Arm - getting to sleep peacefully my body doing that weird falling thing
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    Rectangle - The Cistercian monks invented a numbering system in the 13th century which meant that any number from 1 to 9999 could be written using a single symbol 1 2 3 4. 5 6 7 111Y1I149 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1000 2000 3000 4000 5000 6000 7000 8000 9000 公む况出公 1993 4723 6859 7085 9433
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    Font - Chuckfug @Chuckfug ... Non binary is confusing af what do you mean they don't go by he or she what else am I supposed to call them | 7:06 PM · 2021-02-13 · Twitter for Android 2,748 Retweets 239 Quote Tweets 27K Likes
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    Organism - A lil jon lovitz, autumn enjoyer @liljonlovitz ... me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol Coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you
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    Water resources - Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight Step 1- build several mounds of snow in your yard. Step 2 - make eye holes in the mounds, facing the neighbor's house. Step 3 - add glow sticks.
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    Jaw - Well its official.. I finally found Rock Bottom
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    Automotive tail & brake light - MY DRIVIMG SCARES ME TOO KIDS UP IN THIS BITCH SEND NUDES HONK IF A KID FALLS OUT YY LX d.19
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    Outerwear - How I wish to be addressed Forever Horror Woman, demon, countess, or whatever the hell you are...
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    Watch - Dom Corona @domcorona_ okay...hear me out
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    Property - 현춘이 @ughHugs My next door neighbor's guinea pig comes over sometimes to ask for carrots
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    Plant - A visual representation of how coffee works @LUTALO8
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    Yellow - CAUTION ATTENTION 1 out of every 3 snakes is an asshole
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    Goggles - lil mex @dieselinjected My mom said "if your friends jump off a bridge would you?" Mom, I was the one with the idea, you birthed a leader, not a follower
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    Gesture - Do you remember when TinkerBell would nearly die every time she didn't get enough attention? That's me now.
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    Sleeve - when you're cleaning your room and get distracted by stuff you found
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    Dog - Another one The dust
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    Car - I ain't no two trip bitch
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    Font - Ali Kolbert O @Alikolbert Remember when you were little and someone would say "let's have a playdate, ask your mom if you can" and you wouldn't want to so you would be like "sorry, mom says no" I'm 25 and still trying to use that line.
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    Automotive tire - Man arrested at the airport because his body consists of 70% water and therefore is potential water bottle.

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