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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

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    Rectangle - julia shiplett @juliashiplett "I would have never guessed you're from the Midwest" is code for "you're a huge bitch" 6:23 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 346 Retweets 83 Quote Tweets 10K Likes

    As somebody from the midwest, I understand this. Sorry, but people are just much kinder the farther you get from the East Coast. We pride ourselves in how we actually say, 'Hi' to people on the street, and also we don't pretend our major cities are the center of the universe *cough* *cough* @New Yorkers

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    Rectangle - Akilah Green @akilahgreen Parents love to break the news to you that someone you don't know passed away. 10:05 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 444 Retweets 118 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes

    Why is this always so damn awkward. Like, how do we respond to this? Are we meant to cry? My go-to is, "Oh." It's definitely a reaction, but very neutral.

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    Font - mia @miaharaguchi ... garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written 2:31 AM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 65.7K Retweets 2,127 Quote Tweets 409.1K Likes
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    Rectangle - Jenny @jenny_rsa Netflix be like "we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain't got it lol" 6:31 PM Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 84.3K Retweets 2,398 Quote Tweets 643.7K Likes
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    Font - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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    Font - sarah schauer ... @sarahschauer I spend all day hunched over so my doctor recommended "tummy time," for me, like a baby, and tbh my back feels so much better. I can't wait to start crawling and eat solid foods 9:42 AM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,564 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 80.9K Likes
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    Font - @tittiebae My toxic trait is saying to myself "it's only $20" 1700 times a week 9:10 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.9K Retweets 1,072 Quote Tweets 154.8K Likes
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    Rectangle - meredith @dietz_meredith "model is 5'11 and wears size S" okay??? what does that have to do with me 3:08 AM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 10.9K Retweets 778 Quote Tweets 170.7K Likes
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    Font - Sandra Newman @sannewman Write drunk, edit sober, submit on Adderall, read rejections on Xanax. 4:27 AM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 993 Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 14K Likes
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    Font - Khalissa ... @Deeva4dlord parents be like "we know everything about you!" & it's all facts from when you were nine 6:25 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 33.8K Retweets 1,452 Quote Tweets 210.6K Likes
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    Font - alyssaland @dancingchimera My boobs are like teenagers: complaining about restrictions but unable to support themselves when set free. 3:43 PM · Apr 19, 2021 · Twitter for Android 517 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 2,732 Likes
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    Font - Dana Donnelly @danadonly there was a super hot straight fitness couple in front of me on my hike today and straight up this was their convo girl: i love when it's sunny on hikes guy: me too girl: i hate when it's not sunny at the beach guy: yeah! i hate that. anyway. glad im ugly. 10:19 PM · Apr 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 161 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 4,817 Likes

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