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Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... I've seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew's face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn't a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. 8:10 PM Sep 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

    This is hilarious but I am slightly concerned for @HenpeckedHal's nephew if he was 'disappointed when he didn't step into a literal 'Frankenstein lab for grizzlies.' Was he hoping for something more... cryptic? Build-A-Bear definitely missed the mark on that one.

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    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Long story short my kids realized there is an emergency button in the elevator so I guess we can only take the stairs now. 4:14 PM Feb 26, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

    This was far too much information for a child to know. Once you say, "Don't press that button," that's the end. It's honestly difficult for me sometimes to help myself from pressing buttons in literally any context.

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    Font - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Today's tantrum is brought to you by the realization that dino nuggets are not actually made from dinosaurs 10:26 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec This whole stay-at-home order was going great until my son realized he can do a really good Woody the Woodpecker impersonation. 10:04 PM · Apr 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder ... Sorry I'm late. My daughter just realized she's been eating regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut Cheerios every morning for the past 5 years and she hates regular Cheerios. 1:50 AM Aug 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - JennyPentland GED @JennyPentland My kids just realized that the dog is naked. 8:18 PM · Sep 10, 2013 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Stephanie McMaster ... @Smethanie Ahhh, holidays. The smell of turkey. The taste of pie. The sound of my son crying because he just realized he has nipples. 11:07 PM · Nov 22, 2012 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Darin Loves Bacon @darinlovesbacon My son was getting ready for bath and realized that his pajamas were on under his clothes all day long. Should he apply to Harvard or Yale? 3:12 AM · Oct 24, 2012 · LG Phone
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    Font - PBS Parents OPBS parents @pbsparents Visiting a pet store was always a fun rainy day activity, until today, when my kids realized the animals were for sale. 7:56 PM · Aug 2, 2009 · Twitter Web Client
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    Font - Christina Evans @cakevans Son just realized that the cheese in Mac & Cheese starts off in powdered form. And thus marks the end of his childhood. 12:41 AM · Oct 31, 2012 · Twitter for Android

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