Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

That moment when you realize something completely life-changing is honestly better than any drug I've dried. It literally feels like a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron and it's so satisfying. I feel like the older we get, we get less and less of these moments, but it's crazy every time. Children are the lucky ones because they are just beginning to understanding the world, and boy do they make some hilarious realizations.

If you have kids, or you just want a bit of that 'brain blast' nostalgia, you'll love these tweets!

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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... I've seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew's face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn't a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. 8:10 PM Sep 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @HenpeckedHal

    This is hilarious but I am slightly concerned for @HenpeckedHal's nephew if he was 'disappointed when he didn't step into a literal 'Frankenstein lab for grizzlies.' Was he hoping for something more... cryptic? Build-A-Bear definitely missed the mark on that one.

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    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Long story short my kids realized there is an emergency button in the elevator so I guess we can only take the stairs now. 4:14 PM Feb 26, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @Lhlodder

    This was far too much information for a child to know. Once you say, "Don't press that button," that's the end. It's honestly difficult for me sometimes to help myself from pressing buttons in literally any context.

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    Font - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Today's tantrum is brought to you by the realization that dino nuggets are not actually made from dinosaurs 10:26 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @snarkymomtobe
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec This whole stay-at-home order was going great until my son realized he can do a really good Woody the Woodpecker impersonation. 10:04 PM · Apr 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @mommajessiec
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    Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @Average_Dad1
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    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder ... Sorry I'm late. My daughter just realized she's been eating regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut Cheerios every morning for the past 5 years and she hates regular Cheerios. 1:50 AM Aug 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
    via @Lhlodder
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    Font - JennyPentland GED @JennyPentland My kids just realized that the dog is naked. 8:18 PM · Sep 10, 2013 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @JennyPentland
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    Font - Stephanie McMaster ... @Smethanie Ahhh, holidays. The smell of turkey. The taste of pie. The sound of my son crying because he just realized he has nipples. 11:07 PM · Nov 22, 2012 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @Smethanie
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    Font - Darin Loves Bacon @darinlovesbacon My son was getting ready for bath and realized that his pajamas were on under his clothes all day long. Should he apply to Harvard or Yale? 3:12 AM · Oct 24, 2012 · LG Phone
    via @darinlovesbacon
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    Font - PBS Parents OPBS parents @pbsparents Visiting a pet store was always a fun rainy day activity, until today, when my kids realized the animals were for sale. 7:56 PM · Aug 2, 2009 · Twitter Web Client
    via @pbsparents
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    Font - Christina Evans @cakevans Son just realized that the cheese in Mac & Cheese starts off in powdered form. And thus marks the end of his childhood. 12:41 AM · Oct 31, 2012 · Twitter for Android
    via @cakevans

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