This Week's Batch Of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

There are roomies out there that are sweet but psycho in an endearing way, meaning you love them - flaws and all. But what happens if you move in with a roomie that is a full-on psycho with no sweet qualities to redeem themselves? Unfortunately, all hell breaks loose, and you won't even feel safe in your own home. The people of Twitter air the dirty laundry about their crazy roomies on a weekly basis, and you already know we're always here for the tea. Scroll down for this week's batch of psycho roomie tweets, and let us know if you're dealt with crazier. 

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    Font - psycho chick whisperer @diegomolina47 ... I think I'm done with roommates ya know. Like I can't wait to be alone and not have someone doing coke in the kitchen or rapping out loud to eminem every single day. (2 different roommates) 3:42 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @diegomolina47

    So I would also get rid of a roommate that does coke in the common area - STAT. But the roommate that raps to Eminem every single day sounds like a vibe. Unless he's doing both at the same time? At this point, maybe you should check in on him. Sounds like he's going completely off the rails. 

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    Font - Bridie Wilton ... @BrigidWilton I'm literally about to fight my fucking psycho roommate. He's a 6'5" white dude. Feel free to take think will win bets on who you 11:11 PM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @BrigidWilton

    Based on this girl's intense energy, I think she could take down her huge roommate using harsh words alone. Just because you're a smaller opponent, it doesn't mean you can't take them on. Rooting for you, girl. 

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    Font - Kay @this_is_kaytia ... My ex psycho roommate stalked my Twitter then tried to insult me using my tweets. Lol! like girl, i tweeted those things publicly for a reason. Meanwhile, you stalking and hiding behind my back 2e 8:22 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - treyla @bence_treyla28 ... on yesterday's episode of my roommate from hell, she poured bleach into my laundry while it was in the washer and told me to kill myself. we love a jealous psychopath 12:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Tzipporah @Tziofficial ... Not my roommate coming into my room last night and removing everything sharp alike 'nah' you're a bit psycho when you're sad 10:38 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - bubblegumshane @bubblegumshane Roommate yells at me for not leaving the door unlocked for him and then immediately expects me to be interested in him rambling on and on about his day. I can only say "wow that's crazy" so many times before I myself go crazy too. 1:13 AM · Apr 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - cool sexy intimidating latina communist @mlbeezyy ... Not my roommates bed springs going crazy rn!!!!!!! I'm so alone 5:12 PM · Apr 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Just the Max, fam @mamamaxaxax Replying to @TashaRobinson I had a roommate who, while watching The Departed, fast forwarded through the sex-scene with DiCaprio and Farmiga. Which is crazy because not only is that childish, but that scene is so important - its our only moment of tenderness in a world full of non-stop violence! 7:48 PM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - crazy cat lady @LaurenSunday ... Roommate has now decided to retaliate against me telling her she has to pay her fair share of the electric bill because she still lives here for most of the billing cycle by unplugging absolutely everything. 1 week 4 days. 5:03 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Ebola Zaire ... @shii_be My roommates: wow that thing about the stove is crazy right?? Oh you mean when one of YOU left the gas running because you're the only two who fucking cooked today and almost killed all of us?? Yea that is ~crazy~ 3:41 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Hellvetika @PanderShirts It's crazy to think my old roommate acted like 1 week of quarantine back in March 2020 was going to kill him. Like huffing and puffing pacing around the apartment. I wonder if he died 12:51 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Han S&B Spoilers ... @HIGHREEVE my crazy ex roommate tried to charge 60$ from my cashapp card to buy groceries. bruh 11:22 PM · Apr 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - h' y @jojojohnsy So my flat mate boots my dog smashes all my plates and has a gaff after saying I can't have mine and grassing to the landlord and then looses her keys and posts all over Facebook l've robbed them, bored of this now yeno O 22 not 12 11:06 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Татьяна : @tatianabothell Replying to @briparkin1 i am the crazy roommate i don't have any cameras but i do have a machete 7:08 AM · Apr 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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