Choosy Beggar Wants Homework Assignments Done Before Payment

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May 16, 2021 12:00 AM EDT

The world's just never going to run out of terribly entitled, delusional, and downright cheap individuals that insist on wasting the time of sellers just trying to have a rational negotiation. It sounds like this choosing beggar wanted 22 homework assignments done, but without having to worry about paying for all that hard work. Yeah, good luck. For another ridiculous choosy beggar scenario check out this dude who complained about a $1 taco, and proceeded to get set straight by the owner. 

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  • 01
    Font - Hey l'm sorry l've been busy with my classes but I do have a lot of makeup assignments can you help me tomorrow Thu, 9:49 AM Can you help me today ? Thu, 5:18 PM I'll pay you Thu, 6:11 PM What assignments would you need me to do? Would you be mad if it's a lot? No, I'm just getting paid more lol I will need to be paid in advance, though
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    Font - I can pay for them trust me but my insurance just came out yesterday so I don't have that much money. But I have drill this weekend for the guard and l'll get paid either Monday or Tuesday for it. Can I pay you then? I'm good for it cuz l've paid you for all the other assignments you've done I literally have 20 dollars in my bank account rn How many assignments 25 Have you confirmed that you're able to get extensions? Yes I have Okay. How many do you want me to do, and how many do you wan
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    Font - I'm working on the final review rn I want to do that one For the test. And the 2 previous assignments So you want me to do 22 assignments? Is that too much to ask? Nah, but it's gonna cost quite a bit That's fine , I can get the money to you increase I get paid . I swear What's the end of the extension date? Once* It told me may 11 Okay, so I will wait until you can pay me to do this, because this will be about $200 worth of work and I'm not doing that big of an amount beforehand
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    Organism - The least I'll do is half before I start and half after Okay that's fair. I mean I'm good for it I just don't have the money rn but I will get it to you Thu, 6:28 PM I know bud, but it really is a lot to do on just a promise l'll have the exact number for you in a minute, though, let me do some math Okay Imk
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    Organism - Thu, 7:01 PM Can you help? Yeah It'll be exactly $200 Okay I can do that.
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    Font - Fri, 6:03 PM Hey l'm so sorry but I dropped my phone in water last night and l've been without it all day. Did you happen to do them? Fri, 7:53 PM I told you that l'm not doing them until o get at least half Can you do half for now? I literally don't have any money to give you but I get paid this weekend and I will pay you Fri, 8:28 PM Please I really need your help Fri, 9:03 PM I get paid Monday or Tuesday can I just pay you then? Fri, 10:00 PM Please
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    Font - Dude I can not do this without at least half upfront. It's way too much work Please I failed my exam today and I just need to get Atleast half of these assignments done so I don't fail. I swear I will pay you. I can't give it to you upfront because I don't have any money right now I have drill this weekend and will get paid Tuesday or Wednesday. I swear I'll pay you Find someone to borrow money from or something man, I really can't do that much work without having some form of down paymen
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