Does anybody really drink regular coffee anymore? Imagine walking into Starbucks and asking for a plain latte. God, that sounds so boring. You need cold foam! Pumps of syrup! Light ice! Not we're talking.
Actually, though the baristas at Starbucks have to put up with a lot of insanity. People really take the menu as a suggestion there. They are not afraid to add 16 pumps of matcha. So what if that total is $16.99? A girl needs her matcha.
Is there any better way to start off your Sunday than an extra-large cup of sugar? How else will I have the energy to go batsh*t crazy? I need my 'coffee'!
This is interesting to think about. No new Starbucks customer starts off ordering extra pumps of this, and 4 layers of cinnamon drizzle. You definitely have to work up to that level.
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