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23 Hilarious and Occasionally Sardonic Pokémon Comics That Will Make You Rethink Your Life

We would say that these comics are going to ruin your childhood, but let's be honest here, you should probably be playing Pokémon games still. 

If you aren't you're missing out.  


Over the years Dorkly's comics have been a hilarious alternative, sometimes dark, look into the world of Pokémon and they've been a frequent feature on our website.


So yeah. Here you go:







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    Comics - I'M RELEASING YOU INTO A WILDLIFE PRESERVE A PLACE SAFE FROM THE HORRORS OF BATTLING OTHER POKEMON KANGRGI AT LAST A PLACE WHERE IT'S SAFE TO RAISE MY CHILD KAMC AN! WELCOME, NEWCOMER! C SAFARLZONE NO FIGHTING ALLOWED ROCK THROWING & CAPTURING HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. אשנחנפ בn$נמכב AL MORE ROCKS DORKLY
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    Comics - GO, CHARMELEON AHEM CHARMELEON. COME OUT NOW, PLEASE. CHARMELEON, I CHOOSE YOU! THERE GET OF OUT ...WHAT THE... DON'T WORRY DEAR... I'M SURE HE JUST LOST TRACK OF THE TIME... DORKLY
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    Comics - THAT'LL BE $1000 PLUS A COUPLE HUNDRED FOR SHOTS HERE'S YOUR POKEMON IT'LL OBEY ALL OF YOUR COMMANDS! IF YOu TRAIN HIM FOR A COUPLE WEEKS, HE MIGHT STOP BITING EVERYONE ALL THE TIME FOR FREE! US DORKLY HERE JUST NOT ON THE COUCH. ANYWHERE OUTSIDE CHARMELEON has lear ned FIRE BLAST PLEASE DORKLY VIC RAICN your name HIS NEW NICKNAME IS DINOSEAR! YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS ASSHOLE DORKLY HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE CUPBOARD AND EAT ALL THE CHOCOLATEP! DINOSEAR has eveled uP DORKLY HERE'S YOUR POKEM
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    Comics - WAY TOO EXCITABLE KID TRYING TO FIT IN PRE-ALPHA NERD THE OBSESSIVE ASH IS THE ANIME CHARACTER! HAHA, DUSTRIO'S COOL, RIGHT? I'M GOING . TO BE JUST LIKE ASH, THE POKEMON CHAMPION ...POKEMON... RED IS THE GAME CHARACTER! WHY IS THIS POPULAR? RKEMA THE PROFESSIONAL WAY TOO PIKABLU'S MY FAVORITE! EXCITABLE MY DAD DRIVES ME TO THE TOURNA MENTS CLOSET FAN TEEN POKEMON'S LAME! YOU'RE LAME! THE EX-PLAYER THE FAN ARTIST ISN'T IT THE SAME GAME EVERY TIME? DORKL GERALD THE SHAME RIDDEN ADULT WHAT
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    Text - MEGA MILTANK DORKLY MEGA ALAKAZAM DORKLY MEGA SLOWBRO DORKLY MEGA LICKILICKY KILL ME. DORKLY MEGA UNOWN DORKLY MEGA DITTO DORKLY MEGA ARCEUS *I'M STILL GOD DORKLY MEGA CUBONE DORKLY ग०
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    Comics - EEVEE IS TOTALLY USELESS RIGHT NOW, BUT IT CAN BE EVOLVED INTO ALMOST ANY TYPE OF POKEMON! WHOA So, EEVEE, WHAT DO YOu.. .WANT ME TO MUTATE.. ..YOu INTO.. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TELLING YOu TO CHANGE, HUH? WELL NOT ME I THINK YOU'RE GREAT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE EEVEE! IT'S FRIENDSHIP AND BELIEVING IN YOURSELF THAT GIVES YOU TRUE STRENGTH NOW LET'S GO TAKE ON THE ELITE FOUR! EVOLVE ME YOU ASSHOLE! DORKLY joyreactor.com Andy H
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    Comics - MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! A CONSOLE POKEMON MMORPG! NO MORE NPC5 NOW ALL MY BATTLES CAN BE WITH REAL DIEHARD POKEMON FANS! A BUG TRAINER! THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY BATTLE TO GET ME STARTED. PROBABLYUST HAS A METAPOD OR -6 EV-TRAINED LEVEL 100 GENESECTS... VATA LIKE, 10 SECONDS LATER... THATLL BEPSO0 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED BUT TO GET THAT KIND OF MONEY? BUY CREDITS! 100 F $50 1,000 $500 10,000F $5,000 AH DAMMIT DON'T WORRY, CHARMANDER, WE'RE ALMOST AT THE POKEMON CENTER... DORKLY
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    Cartoon - NOAH, GATHER TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL YES EVEN THE POKEMON EVEN THE POKEMON? I'M BACK! ERRR... YEAH, I SORTA CREATED 100 MORE SPECIES WHILE YOU WERE OUT sooooo. FINALLY DONE НЕН ACTUALLY... THERE! 649 PAIRS! PERFECT NOW LET EM OUT AND GET 'EM ON THE ARK SO THAT LIFE WILL SURVIVE! RIGHT POKEMON DORKLY
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    Cartoon - ALRIGHT HERE'S OUR CHANCE TO TRY THAT NEW BRAND OF POKEBALL! PHAROS! TICKN TICKA! TICKA DORKLY NOOODO BLUE BALLS BLUE BALS Almost there every time!"
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    Cartoon - UH, PROFES5OR OAK? THIS POKEDEX IS A LITTLE BARE... HOW LONG EXACTLY HAVE YOu BEEN STUDYING POKEMON? I'VE DEDICATED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO STUDYING POKEMON! HM. OKAY. IT'S JUST...YOu ONLY KNOW ABOUT THREE POKEMON? UH, NO, IDIOT I'M LETTING YOu DISCOVER ALL 151 POKEMON ON YOUR OWN. PLUS 719 HUH? THERE ARE 719 POKEMON. I GOOGLED IT. AND I DOWNLOADED ALL OF THE INFORMATION FOR EACH |The Pallet Town HootHooter| g10 LOCAL PROFESSOR HANGS SELF IN LAB TOWN POPULA TION REDUCED BY 10 % DORKLY
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    Cartoon - WHAT'S HAPPENING?! USE CUT! EARTHOUAKE HAS nO EFFECT on PID92Y! MAYBE I SHOULDA USED SCRATCH.. DORKLY joyreactor.c
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    Comics - CONGRATULATIONS, RED! YOU JUST DEFEATED THE POKEMON CHAMPION! So I HANG OUT HERE FROM NOW ON, RIGHT PAST THE ELITE FOUR, AND BATTLE CHALLENGERS AS PART OF MY DUTY AS THE NEW POKEMON CHAMPION? NOW YOU GO BACK TO WANDERING AROUND KANTO, AS ANOTHER RANDOM TRAINER! COOL! EXIT NOPE AND IF YOu RETURN, YOU'LL HAVE TO RE-BATTLE THE ELITE FOUR, AND BLUE, WHO WILL REMAIN THE POKEMON CHAMPION AS IF THIS NEVER HAPPENED! B-BUT IM THE CHAMPION! WHY ARE YOu DOING THIS? DORKLY YOu uSE MY POKEMON TO DEF
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    Comics - THERE HE IS! LET'S GO ATTACK IM! THAT TRAINER THAT BEAT US BEFORE! HE BEAT US PRETTY HANDILY WITH A LEVEL 6 CHARMANDER. UH, YOu SURE ABOUT THAT, MAN? HE'S GOT A LEVEL 68 GENGAR, LEVEL 84 DRAGONITE AND LEVEL 77 MEWTWO HE'S POKEMON CHAMPION OF THE WORLD NOW I DON'T THINK OUR CHANCES ARE ANY BETTER NOW THAT HE'S GOT AN EVIL SO IF WE COULDN'T BEAT HIM BEFORE SO? GHOST, A DRAGON AND PSYCHIC MUTANT WORKING FOR HIM AND NOW THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT WHY ARE WE ATTACKING TRAINERS AT ALL? ARE W
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    Comics - GO.ELECTABIZIT Q 9 USE THUNDERBOLT! BUZZ! EEСТABUZI! ZARI BUZ2? BUZ2! WAY TO GO, ELECTA OO0 D D0 00 O 0 0 @ @ 0 00 0 a DORKLY
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    Cartoon - WHAT THEP! STOP DUDE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HUH? YOUR BLASTOISE JUST PEED ALL OVER MY PRIMEAPE! WHAT ARE YOu TALKING ABOU THIS IS A MALE BLASTOISE, CORRECT? ...YEAH... WELL I SURE DON'T SEE ANYTHING DOWN THERE SO HOW DOES нмM? ANSWER ME-- нOW DOES HE PEE? нOW. DOES HE. PEE? DORKLY
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    Comics - wwwww w METAPOD, NO!! WHAT DO? IF I GO HOME, ILL HAVE FAMILY I G AVE THE REN T MONEY TO AN 11 YEAR OLD.. AM I GONNA IF MY DAD COULO SEE ME NOW, I BET HE D BE SO PROUD WHEREVER HE IS TO TELL My ... BECAUSE HE BEAT my MEDIOCRE POKEMON TEAM? SI QUIT MY JOB TO BE A POKEMON TRAINER WHAT WAS I THINKING? A LOSER, BROKE Im NOTH ING I CANT GO NOT LIKE THIS I'm BACK HomE I DON'T KNOW SWEETHEART I DON'T KNOW MOMMY WHEN'S DADDY COMING H0ME? DORKLY
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    Comics - MAKE SURE TO TAKE PICTURES OF LOTS OF INTERESTING POKEMON! 0 0 O DORKLY Andy Kluthe '12
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    Cartoon - WHAT WONDERFUL COSTUMES! TAKE CARE! OH DEAR! WHICH CANDY DID I GIVE THE CHILDREN? RARE REGULAR DORKLY
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    Cartoon - I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON MY POKEMON TRAINER RED COSTUME, AT LEAST I KNOW THE PEOPLE OF COMICCON WILL APPRECIATE IT! HEY! LOVE YOUR ASH KETCHUM COSPLAY! IT'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN! ASH IS A LITTLE BITCH! "ASH?!?!
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    Comics - COLLECTING ALL OF THEM. TWO POKEMON! I MUST OWN ALL OF THEM THAT'S ENOUGH FER ME! DORKLY EXPLORATION I MUST EXPLORE EVERY LAST CORNER OF EXISTENCE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE THIS LOOKS LIKE A NICE PLACE TO STAND I THINK I'LL STAND HERE FOR A WHILE DORKLY OTHER TRAINERS FUCK YOU FOR INTERRUPTING MY QUEST, PLEBE! но вOY, A FELLOW TRAINER! JORKLY VICTORY iON HO HE BLACKED OUT! I'LL TAKE A FEW DOLLARS FROM HIS WALLET SO I CAN CALL HIM A CAB TO THE NEAREST POKEMON CENTER DORK DEFEAT HUH? THIS LO
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    Cartoon - MACHAMP does not know HM STRENGTH YOUR WHOLE THING 15 THAT You'RE SUPER STRONG, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT "STRENGTH" WOULD BE SOMETHING YOU KNOW INNATELY DOKLY SCYTHER does not know HM CUT YOu... You DON'T KNOW HOW TO CUT THIS DOWN? GEE I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE USE THE GIANT BLADES you HAVE FOR ARM5?! DORKLY LAPRAS does not know HM SURE WHAT? yoU'RE LITERALLY THE TRANSPORT POKEMON! THIS IS THE ONE THING YOU'RE EXPECTED TO DO! ARKLY PIDGEOT does not know HM FLY ARE YOu FKING KIDDING ME?! YOu'RE DO
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    It's Easy to Get Burnt Out By the End of a Game of Pokémon

    pokemon memes beginning vs end of game
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    It's Time to Face Facts About Pokémon Red/Blue

    pokemon memes nostalgia glasses
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