AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Lies People Actually Pulled Off

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    Font - Currv3179 · 23h Told my boss in high school I played tennis so I didn't have to work the early shift on the weekends, he proceeded to "donate" tennis balls to my school and gave me a trash bag size of tennis balls, I had no clue what to do with that many, so I told my parents I played tennis too.... they also believed me. G Reply 4 167 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ScherwinAbdulkarim · 23h I convinced my mom that the vents in the top of motorcycle helmets were small jets that spewed out air to deter bugs. G Reply ↑ 36 3 ...
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    Rectangle - flipping_birds · 22h When we were little kids I convinced my sister that if she covers her soup with a hot pot holder, it will cool down faster. G Reply 4 31 3 ...
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    Font - Stratocast7 · 22h I bought my wife a parakeet for her birthday day years ago. So my wife at one point texted her sister telling her I bought her a bird. My sister-in-law replied asking what kind of bird. My wife was away from her phone so I saw it and replied "an eagle". My sister-in-law replied "no way". So l jumped on Google and typed in Eagle in a cage in the image search. Took a picture of a nice picture I found and sent it back to her telling her it was a rescue. When my wife found o
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    Font - cat_bombs_away · 23h the universe is only 2021 years old, did this yesterday G Reply 1 28 3
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    Font - randomdude197 · 22h Went to secondary school in the Middle East. I convinced some of the boys in my maths class that where I come from in 'Africa' we live on trees with monkeys. I assured them that we were not uncivilised savages, and has WiFi in the said trees. Some kept asking me about how that worked years later. G Reply 4 14 3 ...
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    Font - ILivelnABog · 23h My little brother that the curved part of the candy cane was just as long as the straight part. G Reply 4 56 3
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    Human body - CaptainThunderTime · 22h That if you didn't cash your paycheck right away, that it would begin to accrue interest. G Reply ↑ 19 3 ...
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    Font - Plenty-rough · 21h I live in a place that gets very cold in winter. I met and married a Mexican man. One day during his first winter here he decided to go for a walk. It was bitterly cold. I told him he had to put his hands cupped around his eyes and breathe into them, or his eyes would freeze shut. G Reply 4 48 3 ...
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    Font - icanseeyounaked · 21h I convinced my significant other that the bumps in the middle of the road are there so blind people can drive by braille..shes actually brilliant, just naive sometimes. G Reply 1 19 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ShaniaTwainsAgent · 22h S 1 Award I'm from a small town about an hour away from where I currently live (which is a much more populated area) and I convinced my bf's friend that I grew up drinking milk straight from cow's udders G Reply 1 41 3
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    Font - ConfusedViolins91 · 22h Not me, but my sister (7/8 at the time) used to throw a tantrum if we were having lasagna for tea, so my dad told her it was lasagno, which she ate and enjoyed it for years before figuring out what he'd done! We still tease her about it 20 years on. G Reply 4 17 3 ...
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    Font - JasontheFuzz • 22h I told some guys in my high school that if you sit on a chair, you push it down, so if you lift up the seat while sitting in the chair, you can overcome the equal and opposite reaction and fly. I don't know how they believed such an obvious lie 4 35 3 G Reply ...
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    Rectangle - snadpups · 17h | (25f) managed to convince my own grandmother that my middle name was Alan. My middle name is actually the same as her first name G Reply 15 3 ...

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