40+ Stupid Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

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    Photograph - "The worst she could say is no" Her: » Judge Judy: If you were the trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
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    Plant - YOU'RE NOT THE ADMINISTRATOR CHANGE MY MIND
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    Sleeve - computer RAM then computer RAM now I'm 4kb and can send chrome tab scary humans to moon
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    Drinkware - No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management bowls OUR TODA
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    Chin - Showing up to school after a doctor's appointment 9.
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    Font - 1 hr Montreal 2 Hey Facebook kids, what are your favourite songs to run to? Like - Comment I made my own song, it's a mix of zombie noises, people saying "I'm going to cut you", "Come here little boy", and police sirens. Ive lost 101bs, 3 of which were in tears. Ive also lost my wallet and my keys. 1 hr Like 11 Hey NORMAL Facebook kids, what are your favourite songs to run to? 56 mins · Like 63
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    Forehead - Me reaching the end of the page but realizing I was daydreaming and didn't actually read it
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    Outerwear - "The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe" Human Brain Human Brain
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    Toy - When you're sneaking through the dragons lair and hear the DM roll a bunch of dice :
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    Food - @JesssTheDreamer I put it down on the grill! @LebaenesePapi Well you gotta learn how to pick it up too
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    Font - "Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27pm today." DPD : "Your package is coming. You'll get it when we get Yodel : there." Hermes :"What package?" Amazon:"VWe are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom." Facebook:"We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens."
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    Cat - Nobody: My cat when I crack open the door: @cabbagecatmemes Adios
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    Clothing - Look at this photograph of a photographer taking a photograph of a man holding a photograph singing about looking at this photograph LE Cilte
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    Gesture - YAHOO! ANSWERS Is the daisy powerline 856 good for squirrels? 2 answers Hunting No, it is too long to hide in their nest and the trigger is too far forward for their paws to be able to hold and fire at the same time. Most of the squirrels in my hood just carry a small handgun, like a Glock 26 or 27. Hope this helps.
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    Automotive parking light - One guy quit from the looks of it. IVE GUYS
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    Carnivore - COME ON BABY DON'T BE LIKE THAT IBROUGHT YOU SOME TOAST
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    Font - ALL CHEFS Under no circumstances shall any chef make a Rice Dick. ALL TABLES EACH ELPERS WEN D oor FOR MNG ANT Anyone caught making one will be terminated.
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    Font - Anonymous said are you a philosopher targuzzler boy im dumb as shit pochowek "boy im dumb as shit" is just rephrased Socrates's "I know that I know nothing" so whats the truth
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    Forehead - When your sibling calls your pet but it stays with you:
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    Forehead - Random Person: "I wish we could go back to the good old days" Literally any historian:
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    Head - The smell of food awakened an ancient evil
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    Green - I AM VERY SHY My personality BUT I AM VERY FOOD MOTIVATED SO I AM JUST A FEW TREATS AWAY FROM BEING YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
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    Product - When your owner gives you a treat every time you're a good boy but you're a good boy all the time so now you're a fat boy
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    Cat - Why does this cat look like a grumpy old sailor who only talks about his ventures at sea? @wifordbrimly
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    Vertebrate - Deer Walks Into Store To Check Their Goods, Comes Back Later With Her Kids SET SETO EXIT
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    Font - snorlaxatives good morning cruel world the-little-engine-that-couldnt Don't you mean goodbye? snorlaxatives no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin' fishyfellow This really cheered me up
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    Cat - Lady: who is the worlds cutest lamp? Cat: who is the worlds loneliest alcoholic? Lady: wow Cat: yeah hurts doesn't it?
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    Cartoon - get in loser we're going to steal fish and dismantle capitalism
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    Vertebrate - ASTAMED SECOND-HAN DALIR TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT TAX EAT 30% OF THEIR ICECREAM
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    Footwear - Hey there, are you able to edit this so I have wings? fjamie013 Enjoy.
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    Light - Finally got banned from the flat earth discord by posting a forbidden image
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    Font - reallyfunnyshortjokes I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct I didn't want to like it. But I did.
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    Font - The year is 2038 There are 780 streaming services They come to a truce to end the competition They will all be included in a single package To get rid of the endless scrolling, they will have pre-decided programming Each service is given its own number to make changing between applications easier To help cover costs, they will include the occasional commercial We've gone full circle back to cable
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    Vertebrate - The two kinds of people when you explain your kinks to them.
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    Forehead - Once in the fifth grade this kid called me "a homo" and I thought it meant homeless. And I was so confused I said "But Jeremy you've been to my house."
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    Glasses - BLOG.THEANIMALRESCUESITE.GREATERGOOD.COM It's Illegal To Own Just One Guinea Pig In Switzerland Because They Get Lonely
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    Breastplate - This is how I imagine my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by @tank.sinatra
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    Photograph - My entire day to day life summed up in two pictures
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    Cloud - No one: My brain: PLEASE DONT ALLOW ANYONE @wilfordbrimly TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU
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    Hairstyle - YES I AM. ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP? NOW SHUT UP In Darth Vader's death scene, you can hear blaster shots going off in the background. Luke is the only Rebel on Death Star 2, and the stormtroopers aren't shooting at him. The Death Star is getting ready to explode, and all the imperial troops are evacuating. So the only thing those blaster shots could be are stormtroopers killing each other for spots on the ships.
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