Here's Why Santa is the Most Awkward Mythical Man Ever

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  Santa shouldn't have quit his day job.

  
  From beernbiccies
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• 02

  He's always watching.

  
• 03

  Even when he's wasted.

  
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• 04

  Okay, maybe he's not watching ALL the time...

  
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• 05

  He can be an emotional drunk.

  
• 06

  And he should stay off of Facebook.

  
• 07

  He also plays favorites.

  
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• 08

  And kids shouldn't follow his example.

  
• 09

  Or else they'll grow to look like this.

  
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  Or this.

  
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• 11

  Or this.

  
  via Absolutely Madness
• 12

  Santa also enjoys taxidermy.

  
  via Reddit
  Or as I like to call it, "creative reindeer recycling."
• 13

  Sometimes he can fly a bit too low.

  
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• 14

  "Kid... you're making me real nervous."

  
• 15

  "I just... I dunno man. Like, what's the point of being so jolly all the time?"

  
  via Reddit
  Emo Santa has a sad.
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  A big, warm pile of Christmas!

  
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• 17

  "RUDOLPH, GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT, DAMMIT!"

  
• 18

  "Santa's got some unpaid parking tickets for his sleigh..."

  
• 19

  Somebody was extra naughty this year.

  
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• 20

  "I'm not even crying. We've passed that point on the terror scale."

  
• 21

  The spiked eggnog isn't the only thing Santa's hit too hard...

  
• 22

  Santa's feeling EXTRA jolly!

  
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• 23

  But no matter how jolly he's feeling, keep your hands off his beard.

  
• 24

  OR ELSE!

  
  via The Spartan Warrior
• 25

  But he's still no match for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  
  via Old School Wrestling
  
  
  
  
  

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