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Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

We can't imagine having a pregnant wife is easy because you have to deal with the hormones, the stress, and the responsibility of getting them through the pregnancy. But being pregnant is even harder, so the sympathy for partners is somewhat limited. These men think they've got it so tough having a pregnant wife and have resorted to being smart asses to cope with it. Three guesses as to whether or not their wives appreciate their sass? Yep, you got it. They don't! These tweets from dads-to-be prove that it's never too early to start with the dad humor.



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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer Sticking a margarita in my pregnant wife's face and saying "ain't no fun if the baby can't have none" didn't go over as well as l'd hoped. 4:57 AM · May 9, 2015 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 123 Likes
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    Font - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 Before my wife became pregnant, I always assumed Braxton Hicks was a country music artist. | 1:27 AM · Apr 14, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 214 Likes
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: So when I puke, I'm an "alcoholic," but when YOU puke it's "normal?" Wife: I'M PREGNANT Me: Wife: Me: You always play the baby card 1:56 PM · May 11, 2015 · Twitter Web Client
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    Font - David Hughes @david8hughes ... Wife: I'm pregnant Me [realising l'm about to be a dad & thinking of all the sacrifices & adjustments l'll have to make]: hi pregnant 6:52 AM · Sep 8, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone 1,319 Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 3,774 Likes
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    Font - Will Rodgers @WilliamRodgers ... I had my pregnant wife hold my beer as I went to the bathroom... Because I felt she needed to be judged by 300 strangers... 5:34 AM · May 11, 2014 · Twitter for iPhone 156 Retweets 423 Likes
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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Salesperson: Can I help you? Me [holding up pregnancy pants]: do you have these in mens sizes? 4:58 PM · Oct 6, 2020 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 37 Likes
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn ... My pregnant wife made me adjust the thermostat 9 times in the last 2 minutes. I can't get the room to be exactly 73.25° I'm such a failure 10:25 AM · Nov 9, 2015 · Twitter for Android 68 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 456 Likes
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    Font - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn ... Wife: Does this dress make me look pregnant? Me: No, you look good. Wife: So I don't look good when l'm pregnant? Me: *flees the country* 9:10 PM · Apr 7, 2015 · Twitter for Android 504 Retweets 1,116 Likes
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    Font - TwinzerDad ... @TwinzerDad Apparently it doesn't matter how big the burrito was you're still not allowed to compare it to being pregnant. #Dadlife #TheMoreYouKnow 3:34 AM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn My pregnant wife threw up chocolate because apparently the baby doesn't like it. In other news, she's carrying the Antichrist. 1:36 PM · Apr 8, 2015 · Twitter Web Client 263 Retweets 828 Likes
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    Rectangle - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Pregnant wife: I think we should have the baby at home Me: ugh can't it live with your parents? 3:37 AM · Jun 19, 2018 · Buffer 19 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 146 Likes
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