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What Your Summer Fling Will Be Like Based On The State He's From
Ladies: while your travel plans may be restricted this summer, it doesn't have to ruin your fun. Just as you have been hearing all year, shop locally! This same principle can apply to your love life. From California to Miami to New York, my suggestion is that 2021 be the summer for discovering your next American hubby. And if you're from abroad, consider booking a flight to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Trust me, the guys here are worth it (AKA so toxic you can't help but keep coming back for more).
So, grab your girlfriends, rent a van, and begin your road trip, because eligible bachelors are around the corner and hungry for your arrival. Here is a list of the many marvelous men of the United States of America and what the state they come from says about them.
The following are based on total stereotypes. Not for the easily offended.
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