Tumblr Thread: Affectionate Goat With Pool Noodles On Its Horns Chases Horse

Some animals are jerks. We know this. Like this jerk peacock who always runs around scaring everyone, or this parrot who keeps messing with the poor dog. They choose to be jerks. Other animals can be a tad over-affectionate, not really giving you space to breath (in the best way). That's always a choice. 

But when you put pool noodles on an overly affectionate goat and that goat starts chasing its BFF, the skittish horse, well... you end up making the goat a bit of a jerk by accident. Pool noodles are sometimes placed on the horns of goats who are a bit aggressive, and they don't mind them, but these pool noodles weren't cut properly, and with the way this goat looks, we're not even slightly surprised that the horse had a little spook that day. 

They're best friends though, and the other posts made by tumblruser ahedderickgive a little extra wholesomeness after this tumblr thread of livestock drama. 

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    Font - ahedderick Follow Livestock drama "Let's put pool noodles on the goat's horns!" says a teenager. "Why would you, "I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.
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    You cannot expect teenagers to make sense, so we are not surprised that they decided to try this out. Thankfully, the goats do not mind pool noodles on their head. And even more thankfully, we got this absolutely ridiculous tumblr thread out of it. Thank you for sharing this hilarious story with the internet. 

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    And thank you SO MUCH for providing us this hilarious picture to help us visualize what this insanity looked like. We only with we had a video of the incident as well, but we can imagine being preoccupied by laughing too hard and being mildly nervous about the madness of the farm that moment lol.

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    Font - It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat's horns, the goat doesn't really care. They're very light, after all, and she can't see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT? the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn't want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.
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    Font - Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she's surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want. This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I
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    Working animal - ahedderick One horse who has done nothing wrong, ever; one horse who is a nut, and Nutmeg, who lives a life of crime.
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    Horse - This, Nutmeg, is not how the hay feeder is supposed to work!
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    Cat - 1029 Ok, someone ELSE who's done nothing wrong, ever. Love is stored in the tabby.
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    Horse - Snacks Here is a fellow getting snacks before going to work
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    Working animal - Here is someone critically deprived of snackos (do you believe her? Didn't think so!)
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    Horse - Someone who thinks pushing and shoving will get her snacks
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