Inside Jokes People Tell To Troll Their Partners

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    Rectangle - Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like
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    Rectangle - Lauren Skone @LaurenSkone Replying to @1followernodad Purposefully clapping on one and three is annoying enough, but when your boyfriend is a drummer, it's a new level of satisfying
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    Font - L Mitch @L_Mitch23 Replying to @1followernodad I mix up less and fewer to wind him up. "Less cars on the road today. Fewer milk the fridge." works every time.
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    Font - Vonny @lts_me_Von Replying to @1followernodad and @JosephGoss My preferred method is "the parrot": H: Ooh, the table is a bit lobsided... M: YOU'RE a bit lobsided Repeat with literally any negative comment on an inanimate object.. Tho in my defence, he's incapable of buying a cucumber without thrusting it at me... in public or otherwise
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    Rectangle - Shannon Hunter @Shananigans Replying to @1followernodad I'm not allowed to watch The Departed because I say, "Are you a cop?!" accent included for approximately 48 hours non stop.
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    Font - Jeff The Tweeter @DonJewxote Replying to @1followernodad Acting like I have no idea what she's talking about midway through a conversation. Works with a person, place, or thing. "Gonna hang out with Jimmy after work" "Cool tell Jimmy I said hi" "Who?"
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    Font - Elizabeth @sal_corrugata Replying to @1followernodad I told my husband that a package with "one of those dumb t-shirts you buy" in it was in the garage. He demanded to know what t-shirt of his was dumb. I named one & he has worn it every single day for a week after work.
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    Rectangle - Burden Ernie @stumblebee Replying to @1followernodad if i put on lipstick all over my face like around my lips like a manic clown my husband laughs so hard he cries and has forbidden it from the house
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    Human body - John McNamee @Piecomic Replying to @1followernodad My wife included "always laugh at your jokes" in her wedding vows. HUGE mistake
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    Rectangle - C. D. Ford @c_d_ford Replying to @1followernodad When l'm playing video games I tell my wife l'm dedicating my victory to her and she hates it.
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    Font - Danny @dnny52 Replying to @1followernodad Every single time she can't find her phone I offer to call it even though we both know it's *always* on silent.
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    Rectangle - AJ @alicemur Replying to @dnny52 and @1followernodad When one of us has misplaced our phone, the other will say "I'll call it for you", then stand up and shout "Phone?! Where are you?"
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    Rectangle - David is a thief of joy @david1dea Replying to @1followernodad I call prescriptions 'subscriptions' then deny it
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    Rectangle - Auntie Iroh @Auntielroh Replying to @1followernodad My husband hates when people call him "chief," so I try to remember to chief/boss/champ/bud him at least once a week, preferably in public
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    Rectangle - debauchery a @papasvich Replying to @1followernodad I purposely put the toilet paper on the "wrong way"
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    Font - Davis @davis6453 Replying to @1followernodad Mine is an audible gasp of awe and wonder when a movie let's us know it has been formatted to fit our screen.
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    Font - Danny @dnny52 Replying to @1followernodad Any time l'm cooking italian food, I over-pronounce everything over and over MOOT-ZE-RELL! I MAKE-A DA PEET-ZA PIE!! GONNA MAKE-A DA MEAT-A BALLS!! She stopped caring for it quite a while ago.
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    Font - Daniel says Free Palestine E @thedanielperson Replying to @1followernodad My partner hates puppets, she thinks they're weird and creepy so every now and then when I'm talking to her from the other room, l'll pop my hand around the corner and do the hand puppet thing.

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