Crazy Reasons People Missed Work That Were Actually True

We've all had our fair share of "sick days," where we come up with some obscene reason to not go to work. Hey, we're not robots, we need some time to recharge. The only issue is if you keep telling our bosses that your car broke down when it actually does, they might not believe you anymore. It's never good to be the boy who cried wolf. However, sometimes there are just straight-up unexplainable and absurd things that actually cause us to miss work.

Truthfully, if you cannot relate to this list at all, no worries, you can still surely use these excuses next time you need a way to get out of something important. Because you now know for a fact that it's happened at least once. That seems like fine enough logic to us.

Can you think of the craziest time you ever had to miss work? Here are a few ridiculous examples.

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via u/Herahe

It was Reddit user u/Herahe that asked people to share the weirdest reason they heard someone couldn't come into work for that actually somehow ended up being true. People definitely did not hold back.
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via u/elijahkibo

This one doesn't even sound that crazy after you go through the rest of these. Getting locked out sounds super tame to us now. You have to read on to understand why.
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via u/jamieliddellthepoet
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via u/BellsBeerBestBeer
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via u/frequentstreaker
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via u/onioning
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via u/bwataneer
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via u/bwataneer
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via u/Caleon0817
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via u/_manicpixie
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via u/hsiruolf
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via u/Dangercakes13
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via u/Creski
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via u/EasternShade
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via u/Crazylivykid
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via u/Smell-Equivalent

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